Posted on 01/12/2012 8:50:37 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling Marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time “working girl”.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Ron Paul supporter?
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Just got back from the dentist with two root canals painful dittos.
Ouch!!! Sorry. :(
ROFL!
I can’t believe John Bolton endorsed Mittens.
He and the Cheney’s I thought were the only normal people left from the Bush administration.
:) - Paul bot bump!
Three weeks out from the first-in-the-nation Iowa caucuses, 52 sitting members of Congress have endorsed GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney. And Romney, through his leadership PACs, has donated to 48 of them, according to research by the Center for Responsive Politics.
http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2011/12/how-much-love-will-contributions-buy.html
It looks like we’re now down to the Cheney’s.
Two? That makes 3 this year? Yikes! Were you opening beer bottles with your teeth?
I hope they put you on a payment plan or do your get a buy one get one free thing?
Sorry, you’re probably still numb and I’m taking advantage.
God forbid Liz or Dick endorses.
Some people are just jumping on now to get favors within the party.
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I thought John Bolton would be above that.
Yeah, just kick me in the teeth, so to speak.
No, these are the first of the year. Last year I had a crown, which already has to be replaced because it is one of the affected teeth. But the dentist said he’d give me a reduced rate on it (for real).
I am already in danger of maxing out on my insurance for the year, and it’s only January.
I’ve seen this; but I can’t imagine that this is a practice in which only Mitt Romney practices.
Thanks, I needed a laugh ditto’s
I imagine everyone has a price. I’m cynical today. lol.
If you have dental insurance you’re better off than most.
I hope they gave you something better than Motrin.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSH!!!
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