To: NonValueAdded; LibertyisSpecial; HOYA97; ICFN(ICan'tFixNothing); StoneWall Brigade; ...
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling Marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time “working girl”.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Ron Paul supporter?
Pings
2 posted on
01/12/2012 8:52:51 AM PST by
IMissPresidentReagan
("I want to totally disassociate myself from the Reagan Administration." - Ron Paul, 1988)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
5 posted on
01/12/2012 8:57:20 AM PST by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
7 posted on
01/12/2012 9:03:14 AM PST by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Thanks, I needed a laugh ditto’s
17 posted on
01/12/2012 9:16:22 AM PST by
swamprebel
(Where liberty dwells, there is my country.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
To: IMissPresidentReagan
LOL!
*everything after this, is going downhill* ping! :-)
thxs for the ping.
53 posted on
01/12/2012 9:55:47 AM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(I can take tomorrow, $pend it all today. Who can take your income, tax it all away. Obama Man can. :)
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57 posted on
01/12/2012 9:59:49 AM PST by
Fawn
(No one's perfect.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Hi all...I love that Dear Abby question ...
yes, you should, however don't say anything about your gay TV cousin who supports 0, it will be a dealbreaker.
91 posted on
01/12/2012 10:35:16 AM PST by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I might as well add...happy Birthday Rush.
199 posted on
01/12/2012 7:26:21 PM PST by
Mozilla
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Your cousin must be committed to an Mental Institution andiamo subito!
DON’T TELL YOUR WONDERFUL FIAN’ce about this dirtball!!
202 posted on
01/14/2012 2:45:40 PM PST by
True Republican Patriot
(May GOD SAVE OUR AMERICA from ALLAH and his Prophet, HUSSEIN OBAMA!!)
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