[grey_whiskers]

Thanks, ColdOne.

For the rest of you, *PING*.

Cheers!

[Cacique]

The moral of the story? Drink beer it tastes better and contains no resveratrol at all.

[dfwgator]

UB40 ain’t gonna like this.

[Vendome]

Well he may have falsified data but he is right on the health benefits. /s

[Red_Devil 232]

"Das could not immediately be reached Wednesday, and messages were left for him through the union unicorn representing him." "Dont be a wino drink mor Beer"

[BobL]

He’s just one of dozens, if not hundreds, of researchers pretty much getting all the same result - which is that red wine is about the healthiest drink possible for a human (with the possible exception of water). He just was lazy.

As to why it works - well, why should we be able to figure that out, we only spend $2.6T per year on medicine and employ 40,000,000 people in the field?

[CrazyIvan]

Single malt Scotch. Have you ever seen a wine sipping sissy manly enough to swing a Claymore? I rest my case.

[iowamark]

[Gene Eric]

>> Das was not involved in that research.

Das ist nicht zehr gut.

[Revolting cat!]

I wouldn’t be here today if not for fortified wine. Case closed.

[smokingfrog]

1 Tim. 5:23
Be no longer a drinker of water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.

That’s good enough for me.

[Honorary Serb]

Resveratrol is bogus, but red wine is good for our health!

Now scientists have to go back to the lab to find out why, and if they can develop any good drugs from red wine.

In the meantime, we can all drink to each other’s health! Ziveli!!!

[SmithL]

How disappointing!

Now I’ll have to do my own research.

[Revel]

What...Why don’t they just cover it up like the universities involved in the Global Warming scam.

[Raycpa]

Das one should have become a climate scientist.

[mewzilla]

From August.....

Mistakes in Scientific Studies Surge

[9YearLurker]

Why don’t such researchers go to jail for fraud?

[Tribune7]

Health benefits of red wine

[Disambiguator]

My wife is putting the family on the GAPS diet for a while. Beer is verboten, but apparently Scotch Whisky and Gin are ok (in small quantities).

[92nina]

Now I can drink my white wine with a clear conscience.