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To: Jack Hydrazine

“I’m a male lesbian at heart. Does this mean I can shower with the girls in Maryland?”

The good news; yes, you can.
The bad news; only the lesbians.


6 posted on 01/05/2012 8:19:49 PM PST by jessduntno
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To: jessduntno; Jack Hydrazine
>> “I’m a male lesbian at heart. Does this mean I can shower with the girls in Maryland?”

> The good news; yes, you can.
> The bad news; only the lesbians.

Ignore the mid-to-older lesbians. But there are some surprisingly cute girls among the younger lez crowd.

So here's what to do:

  1. Get excited.
  2. Paint your member some silly color with acrylic latex.
  3. Add heavy lines from the base around your waist and butt so that it looks like a "strap-on".
  4. Stay excited.
  5. Go for that shower with the girls, dude!
No one will be the wiser, unless the water in the shower is.... cold. LOL
10 posted on 01/05/2012 8:35:16 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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