[dayglored]

>> “I’m a male lesbian at heart. Does this mean I can shower with the girls in Maryland?”

> The good news; yes, you can.
> The bad news; only the lesbians.

Ignore the mid-to-older lesbians. But there are some surprisingly cute girls among the younger lez crowd.

So here's what to do:

1. Get excited.
2. Paint your member some silly color with acrylic latex.
3. Add heavy lines from the base around your waist and butt so that it looks like a "strap-on".
4. Stay excited.
5. Go for that shower with the girls, dude!

No one will be the wiser, unless the water in the shower is.... cold. LOL

[jessduntno]

“No one will be the wiser, unless the water in the shower is.... cold. LOL”

Will they know about...shrinkage?