Posted on 12/19/2011 8:15:07 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I guess he goes overboard once in awhile, but isn’t that what we want? Someone not afraid to speak his mind?
There is treatment for that you know.
I am almost giddy at the illustration; and for the record my employers have Yankee Candle, Christmas Cookie in the warmer thingy :)
He needs to back off a couple impulses now and then just to prove he can.
I get mine from India :-O
I would gain 5 lbs every week if I had to smell that candle...
I don’t think he’s a jerk or a gasbag or an opportunist. I think he is just what this country needs right now.
You and your fancy French thingamajiggers!
yes!! and I like the Jeb Bush idea!
Obama has raised gas-baggery to the Hindenberg level.
I’d vote for Jeb in a heartbeat.....but I think it’s way too soon for another Bush to win...
Good Afternoon,megaRushLooksForwardTo2012dittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Merry Christmas!
Did you hear what Rush just reported about the global warming chapter in Newt’s new book to be published in 2013? Rush says the chapter is essentially written by a “Climate Science” professor who is a strong believer in AGW. Geez, this is the last thing I wanted to hear about Newt.
LOL!!!
You have been too kind to me…seriously. I don’t deserve it from you or anybody else. And here I go yammering about what I complained about…chat!!! Forget it. I take back everything I said !!!! I love chatting!!!
It was minor surgery but still had to be put to sleep for a few minutes.
Overall, she is an HIV positive kitty cat, which does not spread to humans, and the vet is always there so it doesn’t go into AIDS. She has lived with it for many years.
Again, my apologies for being so rude and stupid.
Rabinegra, the kitty cat, sends her saludos and love too, along with our wonderful Merry Christmas to you.
Nice, Christmas present?
P.S.
I have never, every gotten angry over a hair trim. As you stated and I agree, it always grows back. Why get angry?
I changed my mind. I agree with both of you.
Sorry for my foolishness.
Maybe I had nothing better to do.
Thank you, and I am sorry.
Rush, can you please run for President. I’d appreciate it very much and be eternally grateful. No Noot, No Mittens, Bachmann whom I like doesn’t have a chance. I’m seriously disgusted by our choices.
Rush’s Top Ten stories for 2011:
1) The Economy
2) The Economy
3) The Economy
4) The Economy
5) The Economy
6) The Economy
7) The Economy
8) The Economy
9) The Economy
10) Obama Caused the Economy
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