The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, December 19, 2011

The EiB Network ^ | 12/19/2011 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[skinkinthegrass]

don't worry about Rand Paul, he know KY. he's not that stupid!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

NOOOOO Ok...it was....I cannot do more than one thing at a time, as I've oft proven

[PennsylvaniaMom]

True that...but the Clinton redux looms as well. Shudders. I will concede a good article by Jeb...but a lot of great articles out there in the blogosphere.

I wonder if Buh-Rock will be sending a nice floral rememberance to the Norks?

[Fawn]

Just my 2 cents....but where are the rules that they have to talk about Rush? A lot of these people in here are like their own extended families...so they care about how their laxative pill worked the night before.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

RWI expressed my reply perfectly.

Insults aside, this is a voluntary process. No one is holding a gun to anyone’s head and forcing them to read or participate in this thread.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

It need be we can resort to “candle chat.” :) what would Christmas on the Rush thread be without candle talk?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Kim Jong Il is dead and so is the Bush dynasty.

Jebb wouldn’t do anything other than rekindle BDS...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

That’s right; we haven’t had any good candle chat lately.

Of course, nothing holds a candle to “purse chat.”

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Or we could have chat.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

It’s like you’re reading my mind today. lol.

[skinkinthegrass]

*snicker*... He’s readin’ FOR.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

ROFL—I like your illustrations—especially the Hermes Birkin.

[Fawn]

Ooooooooooooohhhhh...candles! And purses?? Beautiful!

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Sorry to have insulted. But I still stand by what I said

Lots and lots of warm rain here in Panama.

My vet did not come by to check on one of my kitty cats. But that is okay. Too much rain. But she is doing fine after her surgery on Friday.

Traffic is bad; therefore, I plan to stay home tomorrow.

Oh wait. I need to have a trim tomrrow...about 9:15. It is close enough to walk.

Saludos.

[HonestConservative]

Present

[Clint N. Suhks]

Twas Rush that began ‘football chat’...

[HonestConservative]

He just does not know when to shut up

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Hope the kitty is doing better.

And try not to get too much cut off during your trim. Oh, but if you do, it will grow back anyway. ;-)

Merry Christmas.

[Fawn]

[Clint N. Suhks]

Hermès!