Posted on 12/19/2011 8:15:07 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Does anyone know why the ratings say all of a sudden Gingrich's losing steam? Did something happen? He was on a roll....
is el Rushbo live este dia ?
BTW....wrappin stuff today
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LOL.
Seriously, though, looks like Paul has invaded Iowa. I’m sooooo over this process. National Primary days are the only way to keep these turds from messing with the process. It’s like WV 2008 all over again.
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Rush usually works when others don’t, but then vacations when others don’t either.
Dining room tables are great for wrapping.
The Iowa Caucus is the perfect proving ground for Paultards.
I’m officially kicking off my “National Primary Day” campaign here and now. I believe this is the best way to choose a candidate that will allow for little interference that these stupid drawn out races and caucuses allow for, and one national primary day will ensure that each state is just as important as the next. Speaking from experience here in Kentucky, our votes in the primary are almost always irrelevent; as if there are even more than one candidate left in the primary when we vote on the third Tuesday of May.
We need to have a single day primary andlet the best cat win.
Amen!
Merryland’s primary is in April and equally as irrelevant. As you know last election all I had to vote for was McQueeg and Huckaphony. Letting Blue States influence our elections is funking crazy!
I can’t believe that Paul is supposedly gaining in support after that appalling debate performance.
Either Iowans are as crazy as he is, or the Paultardians are really good at spamming caucus polls, too.
I’ve written a million letters proposing this. lol.
Merry Christmas North Korea!
I have it on good authority that Hillary forwarded Anthony Weiner pics to Dear Leader
it’s true..................or not.
I think the National Primary Day is an excellent idea. I’m on board for that—sign me up.
Ravens got their arses kicked!
Hawkeye Caucai (sp?)
LOL!
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