Shark jumping ...
“You’ll anchovy your eye out kid!”
This is my pizza, this is my gun,
One is for fighting, one for nom-nom.
I'd give a week's pay to be fly on the wall at THOSE sessions.
Lucky this kid didn’t nibble a Jesus picture ~ they’d taken him to federal prison!
These people have been “educated” beyond their intelligence.
Nicholas, that’s why mommy TOLD you not to play with your food. I know it was just a fake BB gun, but you could have put someone’s pretend eye out! No pizza for you for a week!
He should eat it into the shape of an extended middle finger.
meanwhile the same teachers think these kids are old enough to be encouraged into perverted sex.
"Mrs Taylor, your son has been threatening other students here at school."
"Oh my gosh, my little boy. That does not sound like him. What did he do?"
"He threatened some kids here at school with a piece of pizza."
"What? He threatened them with what? For a moment there it sounded like you said he threatened them with a piece of pizza."
"No, you heard correctly. He threatened other kids in the lunch room with a piece of pizza."
"Is this a prank?
"Mrs Taylor, I assure this is no prank and we are taking this matter very seriously. Our investigation shows your son threatened other kids with a piece of pizza."
Student suspended for chicken finger gun
http://www.cbc.ca/news/story/2001/05/31/ns_chicken010531.html
http://thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55758
Pupil Suspended for Drawing Soldier
http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2001/3/26/184730.shtml
Arvada boy, 11, arrested over violent stick figure drawing
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-arvada-police-arrest-11yearold-over-inappropriate-stick-figure-drawing-20110221,0,7099823.story
Boy, 6, gets suspended from school after making gun sign with fingers, pointing at classmates
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/boy-6-suspended-school-making-gun-sign-fingers-pointing-classmates-article-1.171515
More zero-tolerance insanity can be read here.
http://www.akdart.com/zero.html
I heard the sausage balls were hollow is why there was concern.
Some people just need shootin’, and these stupid school administrators are among them!
< /sarc >
Need to bookmark this thread.
Thanks for posting.
The lunatics are running the asylum. Every time you think you’ve heard the ridiculous something like this comes along. Next thing will be “thinking” about a gun or talking about a show that had a gun in it or thinking about thinking about a show that has a gun in it.
Let me guess... the school gun safety officer is now teaching Nicholas how to nibble his pizza gun to have a safety lock? That he needs to register his pizza before shaping it? That he should never, Never... NEVER!! EVER!!! conceal his gun-shaped pizza?
They should have waited until he ate it, then they could have charged him with carrying a concealed weapon.
You know how those black slices of pizza are. They all look like guns.