"Mrs Taylor, your son has been threatening other students here at school."
"Oh my gosh, my little boy. That does not sound like him. What did he do?"
"He threatened some kids here at school with a piece of pizza."
"What? He threatened them with what? For a moment there it sounded like you said he threatened them with a piece of pizza."
"No, you heard correctly. He threatened other kids in the lunch room with a piece of pizza."
"Is this a prank?
"Mrs Taylor, I assure this is no prank and we are taking this matter very seriously. Our investigation shows your son threatened other kids with a piece of pizza."
