Posted on 12/15/2011 8:20:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I wonder how many gaming systems James’ son has hooked up to his flat screen TV.
My friend you aren’t watching Perry too close then. Once, he came into the race, it has been all out to win. Fred Thompson never raised 17.1 million in 40 days. Fred Thompson never took a bus tour throughout Iowa. There is no comparison between Perry and Thompson. Besides, Thompson got in to help McRino win the nomination. Perry got in to save America and he will do just that.
I looked a few years ago and very much liked what I saw. Rick Perry 2012.
He has gotten better with each debate and conservatives are taking another look at him. Many are realizing that he’s our most qualified candidate with 11 years of executive experience as Texas Governor.
And that he has a great record of job creation, tort reform, reducing regulations to attract businesses and upholding the Constitution, especially the 10th Amendment (states rights).
He’s a Washington outsider who will use his consistent conservative principles to govern and revive the US economy!
Please take a few minutes to look at the video in this article on Red State. You will learn how Rick Perry's family history and own personal story have made him the most conservative and most supportive of our Military and their families.
http://www.redstate.com/aglanon/2011/12/13/the-rick-perry-i-know/
Hi all...
Why do you want a clown for President?
Santorum
My candidate at the moment. Who’s winning...
Energy Sec. JR EWING /s (The reason why I said it, is that DOE should be a FICTIONAL cabinet post!)
How could want Perry? He’s almost the worst one there is! He called you heartless and allows illegals to get tax breaks....plus he acts/sounds like he’s on medication and tries to mimic Bush’s look. He is a clown!! I’d rather Ron Paul be in there ...and that says ALOT because I think Ron Paul is coo coo for cocopuffs.
Results so far:
Bachmann - 5
Perry - 4
Santorum - 2
Clown? Nice.
I like him because he loves tasty animals and doesn’t mind shooting them himself on occasion. We don’t need some wimpy animal rights lefty for our candidate.
Your mileage may vary.
So is your tagline your vote?
Jacksonville and Atlanta... ho hum... Atlanta should easily win.
Yes, it certainly does.
About you.
You got another Perry vote here.
Darcy: What part of 0's 'progressiveness' isn't progressive enough? He is a SOCIALIST, for gosh shake...Are you a COMMUNIST???
If your tagline is representing your allegiance, perhaps we should be asking that question of you.
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