Posted on 12/15/2011 8:20:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Donald Trump should volunteer to host a Democrat debate, I’d like to see the response of some of the uninformed know-it-all Democrats around here on Darcy and his platform.”
Very clever thought.
I have never, ever voiced anything remotely resembling support for Romney.
He and Paul are two I cannot bring myself to vote for.
Ever.
very good
One thing for sure, we must unite behind whomever wins the Republican nomination. We must remove Obama and win control of the Senate too!
Thanks for this. Rick Perry is still in the race and I would be proud to vote for him as the GOP nominee.
I don’t believe many conservatives would have a problem with your grouping.
Bachman.
I would not vote for Romney, Perry, the unmentioned Huntsman, or Wrong Paul under any circumstance and would have to hold my nose a lot on Newt.
That leaves me only Bachmann and Santorum on your list.
The authors talk of how the media has this Evil/dumb mantra they dust off and start screaming every election is really spot on.
Even some who “claim” to be Repubs or Cons. are using the worn out tactic.
However on that point: Obama EVILE/ Biden Dumb as a stump
Fawn: “Why do you want a clown for President?”
I think she’s for Perry, not for Newt.
You lack comprehension...badly.
Sad...how the people who listen to Rush would rather have Obama than Newt...
And who lacks comprehension skills? ROFL!
I see you still haven't answered seekthetruth's perfectly reasonable question as to what it is you don't like about Governor Perry. You aren't able to counter the valid points seekthetruth delineated.
You don't know why you oppose him, do you?
You get your talking points from the media, don't you?
You just spew things like "heartless" that you hear from the hyenas, but you don't have any real solid foundation for your opposition, do you?
If you did, people would probably have some respect for you, but I can see you don't garner much of that. Personally, I have a few FRiends who oppose Perry, but they're respectful and they're able to present intelligent debate points without coming off as vicious or just plain uninformed.
Unfortunately, though, most of them are like you. You're like that recently banned Bucky who screeched "racist!" at everyone who disagreed with him, except you screech "liberal!"
Maybe you should think twice before disrupting a Limbaugh thread with your childish, inane spewing.
You're only making a fool of yourself.
I think you're on to something, McGavin.
I believe I'll just ignore this one from here on out...it's not worth the time or effort.
I like the way you think.
If this is a Rick Perry fanboy list, please remove me now.
I guess I have you on my Texas ping list, and certainly will remove you since you let me know. Sometimes when I ping I forget to add my statement about requesting to be removed from my list.
I first commented on this Rush thread about how I tried to call the show yesterday to comment to Rush about things Obama has done to harm our military. Comments about Newt and Romney came about concerning what Rush said on Greta last night. That started me commenting about Rick Perry.
It is a fact that Rick Perry is more Conservative than either Romney or Newt. Rick Santorum and Michelle Bachmann are also fine Conservatives, but I do favor Perry.
I support him, but must be honest, I had my differences with Gov. “Good-hair” ......Mainly his arrogance with the Trans-Texas Corridor. But he is the most qualified.
Perry is my candidate.
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