Posted on 12/08/2011 8:30:16 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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It’s been six months since the last one?
Rush was truly awesome and on point yesterday. Let’s see what he has in store for today.
Bump
Afternoon!
Should be a fun day. “I know nothing!NOTHING! Not where the money went, or how the guns walked. Miracles I tell you! Miracles”. Go get them, Rush!
Maxine Waters is now on C-Span trying to portray the gun walking as a creature of the Bush Administration, and that Holder is trying his hardest to stop this.
She wants to have a reporting requirement by Federal Gun Dealers to report sales of guns to the ATF.
She is a nasty lying individual.
Wonder if my unemployment will be included in this weeks or next week?
Can’t file until Friday when I get my YTD earnings, so will my claim be revised the next week?
What does “MF” stand for? (besides the obvious)
Hmmm. I wonder if Rush could get away with telling the New York shakedown crew that audits him every year, “I don’t know where the money went”...
Just Damm!
Day two Rush directly calling 0bama a Marxist.
This is going to leave a mark...
Keystone pipeline will get the O’s support when it becomes the keister pipeline... right up the keister...
Yeah. You wonder why Barry isn’t going after the votes of blue colar men!!
We better get the most conservative candate we can, he’ll be elected no matter what!!!
Any Florida FReepers on this thread?
I’m headed there tomorrow and wonder what the weather is like.
You think Boner has the cojones to put Keystone in the Bill?
I sure hope someone has the guts to play some hardball. We are being totally reemed as a nation and culture. We can’t continue to “play nice”!
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