Oh, I know some Poles who will get pretty excited about this!
Oh, I know some Poles who will get pretty excited about this!
With tremendous support from the acey-deucey and chug-a-lug caucuses, of course.
Gee. What’s next? Ironing? That’s a hot one!
Heh,
This question was asked in a Married With Children episode; had to do with banner dancing being an olympic sport and pole dancing is not.
The winner is the one with the highest total value stuffed in her g-string, not necessarily the most bills. A very important distinction in the Olympics.
Pole dancing?.....oh, that’s why Barney Frank is retiring.
Once the gays push for it approval will be almost instantaneous.
i wanna be a judge...just sayin’
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In other news:
Men win Battle of the Sexes
by Joe Satire (AP) Men were winning this battle after convincing women to abort babies as a birth control measure, completely absolving men of any responsibility for sexual promiscuity whatsoever, and after convincing them that holding front line combat positions was a sign of ‘equality’.
Now women, of their own volition, have lobbied to have ‘pole dancing’, which is a method of x-rated dancing that allows men to view the genitals of women without craning their necks, as an olympic sport.
“We new we were winning when women looked at carrying the .50 cal as being a plum job. With this, I think donkey punching will probably be common, if not legal, by this time next year.”
Men are now getting together to celebrate in local bars over the news at 11 AM on Friday. When asked whether their bosses would be upset at the lost time, the men replied that since their wives were now outearning them, and pulling in child support for past marriages, there was no need for them to get a job.
“I just need to make sure the pole we’ve got installed in the living room can take all that practice. USA! USA! USA!”
Well folks, if you like the prospect of network cameras focusing on men’s junk full screen as they spread eagle for your children, then support this all you like.
I won’t be.
This is not the type of activity I would allow my daughter to join in either.
This is an attempt to bring the strip club pole mainstream.
“Hey, you’ve done it for fitness girls, why not get paid for it?”
Ah, no thanks...
This will help you practice up for weeziana........
Vertical Dancing BumP!
Track and field plus boxing, wrestling, swimming, and weight lifting is all that matters to me. I might be leaving out one or two events but I can’t think of what they would be. If its not a race or a feat of strength, it doesn’t belong in the olympics...downhill sledding or downhill skiing doesn’t cut it in my book.
ok, various martial arts, fencing, and various shooting sports also belong. But obviously the decathalon is the number one most important event...triathalon number two.
Yosh and Stan Schmenge in the Olympics?
what about dwarf tossing and wife carrying?
What next distance spitting? Then can a belching contest be far behind?