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'Islamic smart phone' launched
The Telegraph ^
| 12-5-11
| Dean Nelson
Posted on 12/05/2011 7:44:05 PM PST by dynachrome
An Indian company has launched an 'Islamic smart phone', featuring a full copy of the Koran, a GPS application which points to Mecca and a calculator for Zakaat charitable donations.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: india; islam; muzzies; smartphone
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Does it include an app to the nearest goat farm?
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
Is it preloaded with kiddie porn?
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:46:45 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: dynachrome
With convenient conversion factors for equivalents of TNT.
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:47:46 PM PST
by
SpaceBar
To: dynachrome
It's actually two dixie cups connected by a very long string.
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:48:12 PM PST
by
Mr. Fabtastic
(Cain is rapidly gaining on Fred Gwynne as my favorite Herman.)
To: Mr. Fabtastic
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:49:05 PM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
( The state is the great fiction by which everybody seeks to live at the expense of everybody else. ~)
To: dynachrome
Several ring tones available....
Answer the phone or I’ll kill you!!!
Phone, what is a phone???
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:49:54 PM PST
by
Patrick1
(" Let's all pray Kim Kardashian's divorce won't have an impact on her craft.")
To: 5thGenTexan
Can we hack it to switch the Mecca pointer 180 degrees. Hotels in the Middle East have little arrows on the night stand. With some work you can peel them up and reapply them. Sometimes it’s the little things in life that bring such enjoyment.
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:51:09 PM PST
by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: dynachrome
Don't mind me. This is a self ping. I'm just here for the comments.
And I know they will be good.
/johnny
To: dynachrome
Does the GPS indicate the nearest IED?
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:51:53 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: dynachrome
Does it slice and dice infidel heads? Can it be used by women?
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:52:34 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
To: dynachrome
If it’s a really smart phone, it won’t drive or leave the house unescorted.
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:53:16 PM PST
by
edpc
(Wilby 2012)
To: dynachrome
If it drops an important call, you must honor kill it.
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:54:27 PM PST
by
edpc
(Wilby 2012)
To: USNBandit
Sometimes its the little things in life that bring such enjoyment.True.
Hand salute and a (one each) free beer if you are ever near where the west begins.
/johnny
To: Pining_4_TX
Thanks. I’ve been waiting to use that joke since ‘72.
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:57:09 PM PST
by
Mr. Fabtastic
(Cain is rapidly gaining on Fred Gwynne as my favorite Herman.)
To: edpc
To: edpc
“drops an important call, you must honor kill it.”
Only female callers
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:58:00 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: USNBandit
“peel them up and reapply them”
small magnets.
;)
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posted on
12/05/2011 7:59:45 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...
Don’t ever, ever push the wittle wed button.
Thanks dynachrome.
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:00:42 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: dynachrome
...and if you press the red button...
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:01:04 PM PST
by
mnehring
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