'Islamic smart phone' launched

The Telegraph ^ | 12-5-11 | Dean Nelson

[dynachrome]

An Indian company has launched an 'Islamic smart phone', featuring a full copy of the Koran, a GPS application which points to Mecca and a calculator for Zakaat charitable donations.

[dynachrome]

Does it include an app to the nearest goat farm?

[5thGenTexan]

Does it blow up?

[mylife]

Is it preloaded with kiddie porn?

[SpaceBar]

With convenient conversion factors for equivalents of TNT.

[Mr. Fabtastic]

It's actually two dixie cups connected by a very long string.

[Pining_4_TX]

Good one!

[Patrick1]

Several ring tones available....

Answer the phone or I’ll kill you!!!

Phone, what is a phone???

[USNBandit]

Can we hack it to switch the Mecca pointer 180 degrees. Hotels in the Middle East have little arrows on the night stand. With some work you can peel them up and reapply them. Sometimes it’s the little things in life that bring such enjoyment.

[JRandomFreeper]

Don't mind me. This is a self ping. I'm just here for the comments.

And I know they will be good.

/johnny

[Army Air Corps]

Does the GPS indicate the nearest IED?

[Dallas59]

Does it slice and dice infidel heads? Can it be used by women?

[edpc]

If it’s a really smart phone, it won’t drive or leave the house unescorted.

[edpc]

If it drops an important call, you must honor kill it.

[JRandomFreeper]

Sometimes it’s the little things in life that bring such enjoyment.

True.

Hand salute and a (one each) free beer if you are ever near where the west begins.

/johnny

[Mr. Fabtastic]

Thanks. I’ve been waiting to use that joke since ‘72.

[bobby.223]

LOL!!!

[dynachrome]

“drops an important call, you must honor kill it.”

Only female callers

[dynachrome]

“peel them up and reapply them”

small magnets.

;)

[SunkenCiv]

Don’t ever, ever push the wittle wed button.

Thanks dynachrome.

[mnehring]

...and if you press the red button...