Does it include an app to the nearest goat farm?
To: dynachrome
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Is it preloaded with kiddie porn?
3 posted on
12/05/2011 7:46:45 PM PST by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: dynachrome
With convenient conversion factors for equivalents of TNT.
4 posted on
12/05/2011 7:47:46 PM PST by
SpaceBar
To: dynachrome
It's actually two dixie cups connected by a very long string.
5 posted on
12/05/2011 7:48:12 PM PST by
Mr. Fabtastic
(Cain is rapidly gaining on Fred Gwynne as my favorite Herman.)
To: dynachrome
Several ring tones available....
Answer the phone or I’ll kill you!!!
Phone, what is a phone???
7 posted on
12/05/2011 7:49:54 PM PST by
Patrick1
(" Let's all pray Kim Kardashian's divorce won't have an impact on her craft.")
To: dynachrome
Don't mind me. This is a self ping. I'm just here for the comments.
And I know they will be good.
/johnny
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Does the GPS indicate the nearest IED?
10 posted on
12/05/2011 7:51:53 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: dynachrome
Does it slice and dice infidel heads? Can it be used by women?
11 posted on
12/05/2011 7:52:34 PM PST by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
To: dynachrome
If it’s a really smart phone, it won’t drive or leave the house unescorted.
12 posted on
12/05/2011 7:53:16 PM PST by
edpc
(Wilby 2012)
To: dynachrome
If it drops an important call, you must honor kill it.
13 posted on
12/05/2011 7:54:27 PM PST by
edpc
(Wilby 2012)
To: dynachrome
...and if you press the red button...
20 posted on
12/05/2011 8:01:04 PM PST by
mnehring
To: dynachrome
Imagine how big a target this “smart” phone will be for hackers. Somebody will likely, sooner or later, hack the phone to get Muslims pointing in the wrong direction when praying or when doing their 1s and 2s. There will be another hack to change many passages on their on-board Koran to quotes from the real bible.
22 posted on
12/05/2011 8:13:49 PM PST by
adorno
(<)
To: dynachrome
Default ring tone is Ahab the Arab by Ray Stevens.
23 posted on
12/05/2011 8:16:30 PM PST by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: dynachrome
Cool, the CIA and Mossad can narrow the phones they need to monitor - and trigger.
25 posted on
12/05/2011 8:47:11 PM PST by
DB
To: dynachrome
It does include a “Virtual Left Hand” app that muslims can use to simulate wiping of their nether regions.
27 posted on
12/05/2011 9:03:18 PM PST by
Iron Munro
("Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you." John Steinbeck)
To: dynachrome
Does it have a Mecca compass built inside?
Will it point me to the closest seller of Mecca Cola?
28 posted on
12/05/2011 9:04:25 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: dynachrome
Does it wipe one’s a$$ left-handed or right-handed?
To: dynachrome
Does it have a built-in shaver so you can do your ritual body shave before going out to do a jihad?
30 posted on
12/05/2011 9:06:17 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: dynachrome
Does it shut off during prayer times?
33 posted on
12/06/2011 2:41:44 AM PST by
Right Wing Assault
(Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
To: dynachrome
is the network time display 300 years off?
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