Oh?
Are there OTHER folks working our territory, too???
Normally I could not care less what my fellow citizens choose to worship or not worship, but is there any way I can get The Church Of Jesus Christ of People Who Knock On My Door At Inconvenient Hours Trying To Sell Me Their Idea Of Jesus And Really Don’t Take No For An Answer to stop bothering me? I’ve been getting two missionary teams a week on average for a while now.
We had a “No Soliciting” sign that everyone just seemed to ignore. “Oh, we don’t want to sell you anything, we just want to tell you about ....”
So we added to it.
“This includes you even if you are not selling anything, and only want to tell us about your service, your church or your product. If we don’t know you, do not ring the bell or knock on the door.”
Of course last election time some Democrat rang the bell to hand my wife his stupid flyer! (The Republican just dropped hers on the stoop and walked by me down the drive and didn’t say a word until I said “Can I help you?”)
Oh?
Are there OTHER folks working our territory, too???
Get a big scary dog and answer the door wearing nothing but a python.
[it works on Jehovah’s Witnesses, anyway]
:)
Just ask the next ones how it is possible that their god created man, but was first a man to begin with. IOW, “who or what force created the first man who became god and why that being or force not the true God?”
After that, the word will get out and you will be left alone.
The best way to deal with Mormon missionaries is to know your Bible. When I was training to be a Mormon missionary we were taught to avoid those who knew their Bible well. The other thing is to ask them how many wives Joseph Smith had - the answer is 34. They will assume you are an ‘anti’ and leave you alone.