[Elsie]

I’ve been getting two missionary teams a week on average for a while now.

Oh?

Are there OTHER folks working our territory, too???

[Spktyr]

I’m getting two different pairs of Mormons a week. The Jehovahs’ Witnesses haven’t come around in a very long time since the last team they sent over was attacked by my cat. I suspect they took it as a sign from God that they should not come back.

[T. P. Pole]

OK, that was funny.