Herman Cain: Total Loser With the Ladies.

Vanity ^ | 11/10/11 | jdsteel

[jdsteel]

Riiiiight.

[null and void]

Oh noes! Our mandingo is a bust!

[Las Vegas Ron]

Imagine that; an expert in ballistics that missed the target 100% of the time.

LOL, great line!

[samtheman]

I can’t tell if this is stupid satire or just plain stupid.

For the record, I believe they are all lying scumbag whores and none of that sh*t happened, except what Herman said happened, comparing a woman to the height of his wife. Which is what? What is that?

[miss marmelstein]

It’s called a joke.

As Herman once said, it’s time for America to get a sense of humor.

[Gaffer]

I imagine Al Gore, all three hundred pounds of him, fresh from his G-5, standing in his hotel suite, sans anything but a towel, groping a masseuse while fumbling with his ‘parts’ trying to accomplish “Mission Impossible”...

[Las Vegas Ron]

Your Dad sounds like he was a hero to a lot of people. Very sorry for your loss, nully.

[FrankR]

[Tennessee Nana]

Oh yeah everyone know that Willie Mitty is the mormon god’;s gift to women...

so many wanted to be “married” to him in the mormon after life...

[null and void]

Thanks. He was.

[Kartographer]

Well maybe they need to switch tactics (or genders)?

A weeping Karl Rove stood before the cameras in a news conference today and disclosed that he was sexually harassed by Herman Cain.

With tears in his eyes and a quivering lip he describe the incident in which while backstage a Republican function he dropped his notes and while bending over to pick them up he clearly recalls Herman in his deep voice say to him:

“Can you squeal like a pig Karl? Can you sequel like a pig?”

[MrB]

This article is making fun of those making the charges against Cain, and doing a good job of it.

[samtheman]

Ok. Sorry.

I just didn’t get it.

Shoot me.

You have my permission.

[BagCamAddict]

Yeah, guys like Cain, who have absolutely NO charisma or charm, who have NO sense of humor, who are not accomplished in any way, who have NO self-confidence, who aren’t smart — they always suck with the ladies. That’s why they always have to engage in harassment, because they strike out with women all the time, so they actually resent, almost hate women, so they abuse them, they take advantage of their power, etc.

Oh wait.... Cain DOES have charisma, he IS charming, he DOES have a great sense of humor, he’s very ACCOMPLISHED, and he’s SMART. Yeah, he probably has a really hard time attracting women. NOT.

[cqnc]

I agree! Where is our stained blue dress? Where is our cherished out-of-wedlock baby? Where is our missing intern? Where are our philandering Hollywood supporters? Herman must be junior-league as far as scandals go... None of them are believable - the first two were just “paid to go away” as it was more expen$ive to duke it out in court and far less wearisome at the time. This recent one, she’s a d00zie! Paid to ‘come forward’ and with a typical poor Gloria “All-read” script. GO HERMAN!

[Savage Beast]

I watched Democrat Party operatives on TV doing their damndest to give this tempest-in-a-teapot some traction. Over and over they said things like (and I paraphrase--I think): "Republican voters are not going to like it when they see these blonde White women complaining that a Black man made sexual passes at them."

I sat there thinking: "They have believed their own propaganda."

[samtheman]

Ok. I guess I’m just slow this morning.

It didn’t seem that funny to me. But ok, I’ll concede. I stepped in it.

[Las Vegas Ron]

(If Perry had been asked about the Cain 999 plan, he would have said: 9, 9, .......what?)

LOL...I thought of that very same thing last night but didn't have the heart to post it!

[miss marmelstein]

Ha! You’ve redeemed yourself, lol.

[BagCamAddict]

South40 posted it... I borrowed it for my tagline.

So South40 gets the credit for being “heartless.” ;-)