Posted on 11/07/2011 12:42:56 PM PST by smokingfrog
FULL TITLE: 'This isn't a party town!' Mayor warns Prince Harry not to 'fornicate the night away' as he settles into sleepy Arizona township
He has already made a splash in the States, drinking until dawn and kissing a heavily tattooed cocktail waitress.
But party loving Prince Harry has been ordered to be on his best behaviour while he trains in a heavily Christian desert town.
Indeed the Mayor of Gila Bend, a tiny community in the heart of the Arizona desert, has warned that the lively British royal risks being taken to task by more than one angry father brandishing a shotgun should he try to get to know any of the female locals.
'There are probably some fathers here in Gila Bend who would go to extremes to protect their daughters, 'cautioned local politician Ron Henry, 64.
'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and we have some very pretty girls here.
'Some of the dads won't take too kindly to a Prince fornicating the night away and drinking into the small hours.
'It is a very quiet town with a lot of good Christian people. This isn't a party town.'
Helicopter pilot Harry, 27, arrived in dust-ridden Gila Bend last week on the final stage of a two-month advanced weapons training course.
The sleepy town - a former stagecoach stop - has just 1,700 residents, one bar - and a £60 a night hotel designed to look like a Space Ship.
It enjoys a minor notability among aficionados of roadside attractions for its quirky welcome sign which boasts the conurbation is 'home to 17000 friendly people and 5 old crabs'.
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The bar is set considerably lower for a royal than it is for a Conservative Black Presidential candidate.
Nice buckskin horse the cowboy had on a lead line.
Well, not if the heavily tattooed waitress wanted to make out with him.
There’s nothing else to do in Gila Bend. The town exists for no reason other than to avoid driving through Phoenix when making a trip on I-10.
Hope he has himself a jumbo box of condoms and a barrel of high grade penicillin.
Harry can hitch a ride on military helicopter and fly to San Diego and party on the weekend. Who needs Gila Bend?
It takes two to fornicate pops.
The mayor’s just jealous... LOL
“The Mayor of Gila Bend”
That would make a great title for a short story....
What a very stupid mayor.
/johnny
I’m guessing this town sees a lot of military and I also suspect that anything Harry does has been done before and more. So Mayor lighten up, as long as they’re not hurting anyone and not breaking your laws mind your own business.
(I’ve got a son in the military and know they need to blow off steam)
Gila Bend is on I-8.
Gila Bend is 40 miles from Ajo, and it is a town of perhaps a thousand people. Still, there is more action in Ajo, even though it closes down at 9 PM.
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