This could be the new theme song of Big Government and the TSA in particular:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO17B-ACRn0
And no one is objecting?
Recently when a woman opened her bag she found a note reading “Get your freak on, girl” from a TSA agent next to her personal masturbatory device.
http://technorati.com/lifestyle/travel/article/vibrator-thrusts-tsa-back-into-the/