Recently when a woman opened her bag she found a note reading ““Get your freak on, girl” from a TSA agent next to her personal masturbatory device.
http://technorati.com/lifestyle/travel/article/vibrator-thrusts-tsa-back-into-the/
Reminds me of the scene in “Meet the Parents” when DeNiro picks the lock of the suitcase that was mistakenly delivered for Stiller...it was loaded with S&M apparati.