Was this a trial run for the upcoming bovine revolution? Be prepared! Stock up on guns, ammo, and barbecue sauce! Oh, and sauteed onions, don't forget the onions.
Cows with Guns
To: atomic conspiracy
The other cow jumped through a law office window before being captured
couldn’t make it to a consulate I reckun.
2 posted on
10/14/2011 1:29:03 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
To: atomic conspiracy
Mushrooms! Gotta have ‘shrooms.......
3 posted on
10/14/2011 1:30:07 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Furthermore, I think Obama must be impeached....................)
To: shibumi
They’re baaaa-aaack! ping.
4 posted on
10/14/2011 1:31:24 PM PDT by
Salamander
(Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
To: atomic conspiracy
Everyone who makes that pun should be fined $100 by Freerepublic for the fund raiser.
6 posted on
10/14/2011 1:37:58 PM PDT by
DManA
To: atomic conspiracy
7 posted on
10/14/2011 1:37:58 PM PDT by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: atomic conspiracy
8 posted on
10/14/2011 1:38:53 PM PDT by
Brandonmark
(2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
To: atomic conspiracy
9 posted on
10/14/2011 1:39:06 PM PDT by
griswold3
(Character is Destiny)
To: atomic conspiracy
ping us when the cops have shot the “perps.”
10 posted on
10/14/2011 1:47:02 PM PDT by
the invisib1e hand
(...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
To: atomic conspiracy
11 posted on
10/14/2011 1:49:34 PM PDT by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
To: atomic conspiracy
The other cow jumped through a law office window before being captured on 19th Street and Avenue Q behind Lubbock High School.
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Smart cow. Knew she was in a world of trouble - so she went to a lawyer.
12 posted on
10/14/2011 1:56:54 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
To: atomic conspiracy
13 posted on
10/14/2011 1:59:23 PM PDT by
frithguild
(We admitted we were powerless over government - that out lives had become unmanageable)
To: atomic conspiracy; Slings and Arrows
“Moo...”
[BANG!]
“...Mooo.”
14 posted on
10/14/2011 2:03:34 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
To: atomic conspiracy
[cue Mac Davis, “(Lubbock,) Texas In My Rear View Mirror”]
15 posted on
10/14/2011 2:09:58 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
To: atomic conspiracy
The other cow jumped through a law office window-
was cited for a MOOOVING violation.
To: atomic conspiracy
Perhaps they were headed to Wall Street...
25 posted on
10/14/2011 7:07:29 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: atomic conspiracy
The cows are being taken back to the livestock center in New Deal. "New Deal? Darn, I thought they were taking us to New Delhi!"
26 posted on
10/14/2011 7:07:36 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
("#Occupy America" is a great success! I got mail today addressed to "Occupant"!)
To: atomic conspiracy
To: atomic conspiracy
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To: atomic conspiracy; NormsRevenge
You rats! I was going to post this as a break from all the really bad news out there. My oldest son graduated from Engineering School at TT, and he would love this story.
As one of his electives he had to choose a course from another Engineering discipline (he was in Mechanical Engineering) and he took a course in Agricultulral engineering. One of his assignments was to count quail in a certain area of a field. That was his favorite course. His friends all laughed because he really counted and estimated the quail, rather than making it up.
Those young men will never forget the day in class when someone broke in and sent them out with horses and ropes.
TT is a very fine school with a great faculty.
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