Posted on 09/30/2011 10:25:43 AM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
On Tuesday night, the governor was the subject of David Letterman’s Top 10 list under the topic “Ways the Country Would be Different if Chris Christie was President.”
10. Al-Qaeda taunts America with ‘Yo president’s so fat’ jokes.
9. Goodbye White House vegetable garden.
8. Cabinet now has a Secretary of Cake.
7. New state: Fatassachusetts.
6. Congress does whatever he wants, ‘cause fat guys are, like super-strong when they freak out.
5. Presidential retreat moved from Camp David to Hershey Park.
4. Taxpayers would have to pay for president’s second seat on Air Force One.
3. New National Anthem: The “Chili’s Baby Back Ribs” song.
2. Instead of Iraq, we’d invade IHOP.
1. Scandal when president is caught in Oval Office with Betty Crocker and Sara Lee.
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These are actually pretty funny! Now, let’s look up the “Top 10” he did for Obama!”
As soon as Zero releases his college transcripts...
I thought number 10 was mildly funny. The rest was kinda lame.
An ABSOLUTE GUARANTEE! If Christie were to be the GOP 2012 Candidate, we would see an enormous increase in pictures and film of TOTUS playing B’ball without his shirt. I’d expect it on a daily basis as he would play at each campaign stop! I’d suggest that Christie challenge “Hope and Change” to a Sumo match in that case!
Plain and simple: Liberals are rude
Letterrman’s still on tv? What is he, a hundred now? He’s a real hep cat, that dave. I remember reading in my grade school history book about how dave used to yuk it up with Grover Cleveland.
Not to mention the lobotomy scar on his head.
Letterman ridiculed Sarah Palin relentlessly for years. This is how he goes after Republicans. I’m wondering if Christie will mention Letterman’s scandals. Christie does not take a back seat.
Cool it!!! Don’t waste your emotions or dislikes over David Letterman. His viewership is sinking like a rock!!! Ditto for Jay Leno!!! These guys like Warren Buffett, Morgan Freeman, Lady GAGA, Jon Stewart, they never learn!!! Shucks more folks watch the “repo” show then Jon Stewart!!! And....Buffett is now being touted as Buffoon Buffett!!! Lady GAGA is going down in flames and...Morgan Freeman, instead of the magnificent, gifted actor he is, is now just another Black racist!!!! What idiots!!!
Letterman would be afraid to go after Michelle.
Definitely...
If it was a beauty contest, Washington himself would not have been considered.....nor Truman or Lincoln, etc. And, THOSE are about the best presidents we ever had.
Won’t happen...
Letterman knows democrats will laugh so he doesn’t care how mean he is...when it comes to Republicans.
Plus he's a married man and goes after the women on his staff. He has no business mocking anyone...
Ditto.
Ever since I heard about how this piece of degenerate humanoid offal tore apart Sarah Palin and her family so vilely and viciously, I have had a personal hatred for him.
His despicable personal comments about Chris Christie have no relevance to any intelligent political discourse and well represent the sole type of puerile criticism he is capable of.
Time for the FEC to look into this un reported political spending/campaign contribution.
These networks are NOT equal opportunity offenders.
This is an un-reported election advertisement. It is illegal.
As for Letterman’s advertisers - they are scum.
Some people cross a line with me and I just lose all respect for them. What’s his face is one of those people.
Woody Allen,Bill Mahr..and a handful of others.
I am paying attention to Ibama because we have to. As soon as he is booted out of office I could give a two greesy turd for what he has to say.
Good point...
Conservatives are supposed to have a sense of humor. They’re funny lines, period. You don’t have to like the comedian to appreciate his/her humor. Lighten up.
Conservatives are supposed to have a sense of humor. They’re funny lines, period. You don’t have to like the comedian to appreciate his/her humor. Lighten up.
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