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Rumors about the next purge on Free Reppublic (mods dont need no speling gramer ect)
Posted on 09/29/2011 1:57:43 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
Edited on 10/01/2011 10:57:26 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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There's a rumor going around via freepmail that JimRob will soon purge Free Republic of all Perry supporters. Not true, we actually are about to purge anyone who doesnt support Gary Johnson.
TOPICS: Free Republic; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: garyjohnson; jimthompson; napl; perry; ricardoperez; richperry; rickperry
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To: Slings and Arrows
>>> "Im not supporting any massive Johnsons."
Then you and I are on opposing sides.
I say UP with massive Johnsons!
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posted on
09/30/2011 11:51:56 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Titan Magroyne
Johnson: [notices Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant—
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge—
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that’s not a woodpecker. It looks like someone’s—
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with—
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous—
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying—
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What’s that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant—
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
To: Admin Moderator
That would be a good Friday post,
Yep, some of the Perry-dactus got a persecution complex going on.
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posted on
09/30/2011 1:12:31 PM PDT
by
sickoflibs
(Over-taxed means 'paying too much in taxes', not zero taxes)
To: Titan Magroyne
Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
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posted on
09/30/2011 1:48:54 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: dfwgator
LOL, those movies are such a hoot!
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posted on
09/30/2011 10:53:46 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/30/2011 10:55:24 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Admin Moderator
Up yours,
Admin Moderator!
BTW, where's Jim ............................................. FRegards
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posted on
09/30/2011 11:00:51 PM PDT
by
gonzo
( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
To: gonzo
BTW, where's Jim ............................................. FRegards We have him bound and gagged in the closet.
To: montyspython
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posted on
10/01/2011 1:15:00 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(9/11: Aggression is attracted to weakness like sharks are to blood, and we were weak. We still are.)
To: Admin Moderator
Rick Perry is a patriotic, former Air Force pilot. He is an American conservative Republican and I am proud to support him for President of the United States.
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posted on
10/02/2011 7:12:39 AM PDT
by
af_vet_1981
(The bus came by and I got on, That's when it all began,)
To: The_Media_never_lie
>>I am forcasting a hermancain.
Don't quit your day job Mr. Weatherman.
TP: Mr. Cain, you recently came under fire for your comments about the kind of people you would appoint to your cabinet. Would you be opposed to appointing an openly gay but qualified person to be in your cabinet?
CAIN: Nope, not at all. I wouldnt have a problem with that at all. I just want people who are qualified, I want them to believe in the Constitution of the United States of America. So yep, I dont have a problem with appointing an openly gay person. Because theyre not going to try to put sharia law in our laws.
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&sugexp=gsihc&cp=20&gs_id=25&xhr=t&q=Open+homosexual+Cain
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HERMAN: What happens now?
Scott Toomey: Well, now, uh, Ken Mehlman, R. Clarke Cooper, Meghan McCain,
Mary Cheney and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the log cabin, taking The Party(tm) by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
HERMAN: Who leaps out?
Scott Toomey: Uh, Ken Mehlman, R. Clarke Cooper, Meghan McCain,
Mary Cheney and I. Uh, leap out of the log cabin, uh and uh....
HERMAN: Oh....
Scott Toomey: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden Rhinocerous -- [twong]
ALL: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[splat]
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posted on
10/02/2011 7:54:03 AM PDT
by
LomanBill
(Animals! The DemocRats blew up the windmill with an Acorn!)
To: Admin Moderator
There's a rumor going around via freepmail that JimRob will soon purge Free Republic of all Perry supporters.Sheeeyit. The only purging going on is Perry-bots (such as myself) purging themselves from supporting Perry.
Really. Why is the English language that hard to master. Especially from a guy who has passed through the higher education system.
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posted on
10/02/2011 7:57:46 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Admin Moderator
Not true, we actually are about to purge anyone who doesnt support Gary Johnson.LOL
To: sodpoodle
RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY, RUDY!!!!
And away goes trouble down the drain.
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posted on
10/02/2011 7:16:59 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/06/2011 2:25:03 AM PDT
by
UncleHambone
("Laughter is America's most important export." - Walt Disney)
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