[Red Badger]

I hope he didn't demonstrate it............

[knarf]

" The children had been told to bring important family items to class"

That's just evil and a 4th ammendment violation (IMO) and someone needs to wear orange.

[WOBBLY BOB]

I brought my momma’s derringer.

[Huskrrrr]

I hope the child was placed in a safe home.

[Mr. Silverback]

Ping!

[American in Israel]

Proof that even Crack heads should know better than put their children in the Publik skools.

[wolfman23601]

And I thought it would be a good idea for my son to bring in a picture book of him at Busch Gardens. I guess I need to get with the 21st century. Times a changing, right?

[nevergore]

Lucky his Mom was a crack Ho and wasn’t a protitute....

I shudder at what he would have brought then...

[Track9]

Classic democRAT constituency. No explanation necessary. Welcome to the plantation.

[Larry Lucido]

“Here’s my dad’s collection of glossy magazines with these pictures in the center that fold out....”

[Responsibility2nd]

Me too. But I’m sure he knows how. I’m sure the kid has seen it done hundreds of times.

[newheart]

Be careful there’s a baby in the house
Loudon Wainwright

Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby will not be fooled
It will think and do what it wants to
until you get it schooled.

Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby will play it for real
if your I love you is an IOU don’t expect to get a good deal

look out momma, look out dad
your bundle of joy will not be had
if the blanket is blue if the blanket is pink
you’d best watch what you do you’d best watch what you think

Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby can spot your schtick
all the coochy coochy coo is a lot of poo poo
when you spread it on that thick

Be careful there’s a baby in the house,
And a baby is better than smart
it can waddle through all the stuff you do
never mind your big head start

[camle]

i can see it now:

“damn! little brat is finall off to school.. now I need a smoke....
damn! what did I do with my pipe. I seem to be missing some crack, too. WTF~? where’s my pipe?
damn! still looking for my pipe,. i NEED a smoke... bad! what’s that ringing sound? ring ring ring! like a bloody telephone!
what the hell did I DO with it??? now there’s a loud thumping noise... like someone’s at the door. the walls by teh windows are flashing red and blue...
WTF~?”

[Hatteras]

Must be a pretty smart toddler to be in school already...

[ZULU]

Well, at least he didn;t bring a GUN (sarcasm).

[Doogle]

"oh yeah, my dad's a cop"

[martin_fierro]

Can't wait to see what one of those "Toddlers & Tiaras" moms does with this.

[Saundra Duffy]

This is one of the saddest articles ever. Poor little kid.

[Montanabound]

Since when do toddlers go to kindergarten?

[lexington minuteman 1775]

This reminds me of the time as a Pastor I was visiting some folks and they told their kid to go get the big book that mommy and daddy looked at all the time....( expecting him to bring the Bible) the kid brought out the Sears and Roebuck catalog...ok it's not original but it is funny!
Freegards,
Lex

[Bigg Red]

My heart just aches when I see stories like this. I can’t begin to imagine what this poor child’s life has been like.