Posted on 09/14/2011 8:10:50 AM PDT by tcrlaf
I shared it via email...Everyone deserves a good laugh. :-)
I think I was wrong about needing a username.
Hilarious twitter thread. #attackwatch
Some More AttackWatch Tweets:
My plumber expects payment for his work!! Should I report him?? He’s clearly one of those Tea Party terrorists.
I saw Emanuel Goldstein sitting next to Galt at an evil T party meeting
Does @attackwatch have a clue that their site employs the same colors as the National Socialist German Workers’ Party’s ?
Mooch-chelle wears kids’ clothes and booby belts - Is this a crime against fashion?
My neighbor threw a plastic soda bottle in the trash can instead of the recycling bin!
Pinocchio wants his nose back...please help
I heard someone misrepresenting the White House’s accomplishments...it was someone named @BarackObama
I think some people don’t pay their taxes just to make Pres Obama look bad...can you check Warren Buffet?
I’m reporting my 6 year old for showing a lack of proper devotion to ze ObaFuhrer. Is there a camp somewhere to send her?
I have hairy toe knuckles. Does that automatically make me a Hobbit? Not an emergency, just curious.
A company here has wooden pencils. Tell Barry O. pls send the Fish & Wildlife Dept to arrest ‘em.
A band here has Gibson guitars. Tell Barry O. pls send the EPA and ICE to arrest ‘em.
My seven year old daughter refuses to give up her fair share of her piggybank to pay for the jobs bill. Who do I contact?
At least conservatives have a sense of humor! If the roles were reversed and libs were doing the tweeting, the profanity would melt your screen!
Keep ‘em coming, I’m laughing so loud I’m disturbing the dogs’ nap time.
I saw someone purposely squeeze the Charmin in the grocery store
My sister keeps going over the imaginary line in the back seat and poking me. Make her stop touching me!
The major polls show that your approval ratings are through the floor. Please investigate the pollsters.
I have hairy toe knuckles. Does that automatically make me a Hobbit? Not an emergency, just curious.
Do we need to report the 240...er, 242 GOP members of the House individually or as a group?
I'm responsible for embroidering "One nation, under God" on my kid's varsity jacket. You should have a look at me
A company here has wooden pencils. Tell Barry O. pls send the Fish & Wildlife Dept to arrest 'em.
Some woman standing next to Obama at Ground Zero said, "They're doing all this for the FLAG?" And then made a grimacing face.
My neighbor threw a plastic soda bottle in the trash can instead of the recycling bin!
Pinocchio wants his nose back...please help
There is a man at 1600 penn. ave who took the $ my employer was going to spend giving me a raise.
My roommate used the restroom and did NOT put the toilet seat down. Please help
Wolf Blitzer's mind has been taken over by sinister Tea Party forces. Appears to have re-energized him--now a giddy school boy.
My seven year old daughter refuses to give up her fair share of her piggybank to pay for the jobs bill. Who do I contact?
New Obama jobs plan #AttackWatch a place to turn in your family friends neighbors. Now taking applications. An #EEO website/company
Urgent!!! Some bossy black lady with a large caboose just took my ice cream cone!!!
Too funny in so many ways.
I really dig the color scheme for the website.
So retro!! So 1930’s.
check.
LOL! Wonder which czar thought this strategery up. I'm sure they will be joining the ranks of the unemployed very soon.
RT @AtackWatch See a new attack on the President or his record? Use #gestapo to report it and discuss attacks as they happen. #attackwatch
CHOWSTL Craig Lueschow
I suspect the obamabot who thought #attackwatch is a good idea in under his/her/its desk in a fetal position right about now.
TPCarney Timothy P Carney
Officials in President Obama’s WH regularly hold meetings off campus for the purpose of evading the Presidential Records Act #attackwatch
RT @hollybmartin: RT @Drill_Thrawl: Hey kids, are mommy and daddy talking bad about Obama? Besure to report them at #attackwatch. #1984
Teresa Wendt
projectmat Teresa Wendt
Dear #attackwatch Can you tell me WHY this administration would not expect a spy program, such as yourself, to blow up?
MasterPo_ MasterPo
#attackwatch 2 years ago I was promised by someone in DC to get a significant tax cut but now have even less in my wallet. Pls investigate.
So did I. It’s comedy gold! LOL!
The #Solyndra hearings are heating up! This witness is getting grilled. They are in some trouble. Live C-SPAN3. #attackwatch
Dems and media made him, now he’ll take them down with him. He won’t go quietly.
Only one way to beat Brownshirts. . . and that’s Browncoats.
AIM TO MISBEHAVE!!!
was reading those last night, it is hilarious~!
the cashier at mcdonald's was very rude to me today. Clearly this makes them communists. You must investigate
Guy in my office just called Obama "stupid" Should I tweet his name, address, age and phone #? Or, will U contact me directly?
yesterday i was walking around singing obama got run over by a reindeer, walking home from kenya xmas eve
If I see an attack should I watch it? Should I tweet first or try and stop the attack and then tweet?
I just informed #attackwatch that I saw 8 folks on TV Monday night saying bad things about the President
I would like to report #JonHuntsman for trying to make jokes at the #CNNTeaParty debate. They weren't funny. Please help.
Dear #AttackWatch I made Obama proud today. I took my kid’s birthday money and redistributed to her friends…
I seen a car speeding this am with a Bush sticker on it
Dear #attackwatch Lucas added voice to Darth Vader throwing the Emp in Jedi, can you do something about that?
Dear #AttackWatch I’m reporting marshmallows. They think they’re so superior with their white sugary goodness. Clearly racists.
Notice: Anyone seen dropping gum on the street should be reported to @Attackwatch immediately for reeducation.
I wish to report that she doesn't clean the litter box as often as I like. The environmental disasters I must contend with!
It is said that laughter is good for our health. We should all be in GREAT health after reading this thread. Thanks...
Ohhh...and I saw this tweet:
Jimmie
Dear #AttackWatch, I wish to report an attack on @BarackObama. Republicans insist on an election next year. I think they’re racist.
I feel fairly confident that VERY little work is going to get completed at my company offices today! Although everyone will be going home in a very jovial mood! This it too good!
If I had an account I was going to post:
“We didn’t have any coffee at the house this morning and my wife wanted to know why. Should I blame Bush or the obstructive practices of the Republicans for this?”
Someone named Brounel was using the President’s Social Security number- can you check on this?#attackwatch
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