Posted on 09/09/2011 9:04:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
OOPS!
I should have specified that this is the “NOT Rush Limbaugh Thread”—Mark Steyn is subbing today.
It’s shovel ready, it’s for the children, it will put (union) teachers and (union) construction workers back to work, it will be paid for, and you have to pass it now.
Mark Steyn is subbing?? He is one of the best -— Walter E. Williams is the best IMHO, thou!
Come to think of it, I don’t believe Rush has ever had a female guest host(ess), has he?
Mrs. mc5cents says that they should have the dittocam going for Mark because he is great to look at. I don’t know. It must be a girl thing.
PASS IT NOW DAMMIT!!
I thought Steyn was a much older guy until I saw him on CSpan a few weeks ago.
I don’t think so, that sexist so and so.
Steyn is eye candy.
Is it warm in here?
Btw, none of my bidness, but where is elRushbo? He always seems to be off air when ‘events’ happen.
Thx, rwi!
(In the fine FReeper tradition)...
Definitely NOT GUILTY.
Mark Steyn -— a CONSERVATIVE CANADIAN!!! Great guy, too...
He’s very THUD-abble.
I love the way he says “telly-prompter.”
Thanks for that pic. I will just leave it up for the show so Mrs. mc5cents can be happy. And you know that if mamma is happy, everybody is happy.
In the White House there is no bill.
That's why he screams it shrill
And when he's gone from the Hill
We'll all still be looking for the bill.
LOLz on “thud-abble.” :)
Thanks. Sans husband James Carville, I hope.
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