[HonestConservative]

Sung to "In Heaven There is no Beer"

In the White House there is no bill.

That's why he screams it shrill

And when he's gone from the Hill

We'll all still be looking for the bill.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The pickle he’s put us in is a dill.

And for our own oil he refuses to drill.

He wants grandma to just take a pill.