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What are the Top Ten Statements That Should Be Included In Zero's "Jobs Speech" on 9-8-2011?
Vanity/Opinion | September 4, 2011 | Graewoulf

Posted on 09/04/2011 11:55:05 AM PDT by Graewoulf

The forces of Zero's Keynesianism and the tattered remnants of the Free Market proponents meet on 9-8-2011 to hear Zero arrogantly announce how HE plans to buy "jobs" with MY grandchildren's future paychecks.

It will be an auspicious occasion I'm sure. Since I plan to watch The Packers whup up on the enemy, I though we could help Ol' Zero improve his " 9-8-jobs-can-wait" speech by including a few things that might, could work, and give us time to watch some FOOTBALL!

All the L.I.E. Media wants to talk or write about is what Zero is going to say. At FR we KNOW what he is going to say: " Blah, blah, blah, spend. Blah, blah,blah,blah, jobs, investments, no tax increase until I am re-elected, spend, blah, SPEND!

So to do the job that the L.I.E. Media won't do let us do the job for them and make some useful speech suggestions!

Almost forgot: Put country ahead of politics, stop jockeying for political position, make your suggestions without regard to politics or ideology, stop the political bickering - - - .

I'm sure I missed a bunch more, but you get the general idea: Do the opposite of what Zero says.


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: accountability; d0wngrade; debt; grandchildren; obambi; speech; stewardship; zer0
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To: Lazlo in PA

“I resign” is the only thing I’d tune in to hear.


41 posted on 09/04/2011 2:12:13 PM PDT by SueRae (I can see November 2012 from my HOUSE!!!!!!!!)
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To: Graewoulf
1. Vice-president

2.Biden

3.And

4. I

5.Will

6.Resign

7.From

8.Office

9.Tomorrow

10. Morning

42 posted on 09/04/2011 2:14:16 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: Graewoulf

Only one in my top ten:

“Good evening.

“I plan to prove those of you who say the government are not entirely right. While I may not be able to create a job, I can create a job opportunity.

“Yes, even though I was the candidate who claimed I had a plan to fix every ill ailing America when I was candidate Obama, everyone in America—except perhaps Michelle—now knows I lied. I haven’t a clue. Everything I did made every problem much worse.

“You all have a right to think of me as the worst President in history. I will hold that title for about a year or so. After all, Joe Biden is even more clueless than I am.

“God help America!

“I mean God Bless America!

“Good night and good luck.”

(Pauses to sign a document.)

“I just signed my resignation as President of the United States effective at noon tomorrow. I will hand that resignation to Secretary of State Clinton on the way out of this chamber.”


43 posted on 09/04/2011 2:30:18 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Duval Patrick is a coward. Explain yourself on The O'Reilly Factor, you creep!)
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To: Graewoulf
10) I resign...
9) I'm taking my idiotic advisors with me...
8) I'm firing all of my stupid cabinet secretaries...
7) I'm calling for the dissolution of the Dim party...
6) I am undoing all of the moronic regulations we have forced on America...
5) I'll prosecute all of the corrupt CEOs that have financed my criminal administration...
4) I'll recover the bonuses paid to Dim cronies at Freddy and Fanny for destroying the economy...
3) I'll repay the American people for all of my vacation expenses...
2) I'll never use the words "green economy" again, and...
1) I'll convict and execute Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd without trials.
44 posted on 09/04/2011 2:30:26 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (I tweet, too... @Onelifetogive)
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To: Graewoulf

The Kenyan is a Keynesian!?


45 posted on 09/04/2011 2:33:27 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Duval Patrick is a coward. Explain yourself on The O'Reilly Factor, you creep!)
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To: Graewoulf

I would not be in this situation (over my head) had the media vetted me.


46 posted on 09/04/2011 2:36:10 PM PDT by Eileanright
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To: Bryanw92

“Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. “

Is your next to the last word in the above quote a typeo?


47 posted on 09/04/2011 2:54:19 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Graewoulf

What’s a typeo? :-)


48 posted on 09/04/2011 2:56:07 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Onelifetogive

“( - - - 6) I am undoing all of the moronic regulations we have forced on America... )”

I really like your number 6, but I would like it better if you would delete the word “moronic.”

Remember, Zero is an Ivy-League trained lawyer. Although incredible to you and me, Zero just might think that NONE of his regulations were moronic. Like I said, he is a lawyer - - - .


49 posted on 09/04/2011 3:02:44 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Iron Munro

11. “A great man once said, ‘From everyone according to his ability, to everyone according to their needs.’ It is with this in mind, I announce the following CHANGE to this country that I promised on 20 january, 2009...”


50 posted on 09/04/2011 3:04:12 PM PDT by christx30
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To: Mears

My apologies for the incorrect spelling a slang expression for the phrase of “a typing error.”


51 posted on 09/04/2011 3:08:42 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: christx30

KM*, right?


52 posted on 09/04/2011 3:10:04 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Graewoulf
"Maybe this isn't going to help. Maybe you're better off ... taking the painkiller."


53 posted on 09/04/2011 3:20:11 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Graewoulf

>>Is your next to the last word in the above quote a typeo?

No. Communists genuinely believe that they are struggling to “free” people from the “slavery” of the proletariat. This is why they like compare themselves to Jesus Christ so much (at least until after the Glorious Revolution when He becomes outlawed and the opiate of the masses).

A True Believer like Obama isn’t like your typical college Marxist who just wants some vague notion of equality while she is living on Daddy’s money. He also isn’t like your typical union Marxist who talks about brotherhood, but then files a greivance when someone else (one of his “brothers”) gets some of his overtime.

Obama believes in it and knows that you gotta break eggs to make an omelet and that is what makes him so dangerous and not just another political opponent to be defeated in the polls. He will not hesitate to take drastic actions if he and his agenda are defeated politcally. The media, the polls, and the courts are a tool for his use, but he will not accept being defeated there.


54 posted on 09/04/2011 4:14:48 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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To: Graewoulf

55 posted on 09/04/2011 6:53:26 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Bryanw92

I was thinking “to YOU.” instead of “ for YOU.” in your quote “Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. “


56 posted on 09/04/2011 7:20:20 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: BusterBear

I really like your idea on repealing obama”care”.

I was thinking more along the lines of an executive order. Zero signed it, he can damn well un-sign it !


57 posted on 09/04/2011 9:03:07 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Graewoulf

“Hello. My name is Barack and I am a spendaholic.”

All: “Hello Barack.”


58 posted on 09/04/2011 10:11:00 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Graewoulf

>>I was thinking “to YOU.” instead of “ for YOU.” in your quote “Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. “

I know what you meant. I just don’t like to paint Obama as some cartoon supervillain like Cobra Commander who stands in front of a crowd and cackles about how evil he is. He believes that he is good. His Master has clouded his brain.


59 posted on 09/05/2011 5:28:46 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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To: Bryanw92

Sorry, did not mean to insult your intelligence, but thought it was a good time to be clear - - - . Oops, sorry I forgot to use that PC word “transparent.”

Yeah, I agree with you on all 3 points.

I’ve seen a lot of arrogant, banana-republic dictators come and go, but Zero takes the cake.

He is truly stupid, because he is truly incapable of learning.

If he steps down who in the Debtocrat Party has the brains to run for President in 2012? I am waiting - - -.

I’ve got some weeding to do so I can’t wait any longer for your answer.


60 posted on 09/05/2011 10:14:17 AM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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