10) I resign...
9) I'm taking my idiotic advisors with me...
8) I'm firing all of my stupid cabinet secretaries...
7) I'm calling for the dissolution of the Dim party...
6) I am undoing all of the moronic regulations we have forced on America...
5) I'll prosecute all of the corrupt CEOs that have financed my criminal administration...
4) I'll recover the bonuses paid to Dim cronies at Freddy and Fanny for destroying the economy...
3) I'll repay the American people for all of my vacation expenses...
2) I'll never use the words "green economy" again, and...
1) I'll convict and execute Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd without trials.
“( - - - 6) I am undoing all of the moronic regulations we have forced on America... )”
I really like your number 6, but I would like it better if you would delete the word “moronic.”
Remember, Zero is an Ivy-League trained lawyer. Although incredible to you and me, Zero just might think that NONE of his regulations were moronic. Like I said, he is a lawyer - - - .