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Obama Says US Not Deserting
Afghanistan: ‘We Will
Continue to Follow You on Twitter’
The Borowitz Report ^
| 7/12/11
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 07/12/2011 5:34:41 PM PDT by Nachum
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Announcing a drawdown of American troops, President Barack Obama tonight maintained that the United States was not deserting Afghanistan, promising the Afghan people, We will continue to follow you on Twitter
(Excerpt) Read more at borowitzreport.com ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; borowitz; deserting; obama; satiresatiresatire; twitter
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posted on
07/12/2011 5:34:50 PM PDT
by
Nachum
To: Nachum
Has the ring of truth. Obozo is all about twitter, facebook, etc.
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posted on
07/12/2011 5:36:52 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: Nachum
W-H-A-T A F-R-A-C-K-I-N’ I-D-I-O-T-I-N-C-H-I-E-F ! =.=
3
posted on
07/12/2011 5:37:14 PM PDT
by
cranked
To: Nachum
We will continue to follow you on Twitter" ...after the 18th hole...
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posted on
07/12/2011 5:38:40 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: Nachum
In related news, the Obama Administration today issued a new Executive Order declaring that Afghanistan will now be referred to as Afstn in all official memorandum.
-PJ
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posted on
07/12/2011 5:40:34 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
To: Nachum
I heard Obama sent Afghanistan a Mafia Wars request. I don’t think it’s true because he seems more like the Farmville type. JMHO
To: All
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posted on
07/12/2011 5:43:24 PM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: liberalh8ter
“Farmville type”
I think that is Moochelle’s area. Wonder how the garden in the Whitehouse lawn is doing? Probably, they have the Secret Service doing the work.
8
posted on
07/12/2011 5:43:42 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: Nachum
LMAO!!
9
posted on
07/12/2011 5:44:27 PM PDT
by
CommieCutter
(Promote Liberal Extinction: Support gay marriage and abortion!)
To: John Semmens
10
posted on
07/12/2011 5:54:43 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Beer? That's the reason I get up in the afternoon.)
To: dynachrome
I think I remember reading something about the soil containing some type of contaminant and after that, the garden hype ceased.
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posted on
07/12/2011 6:17:57 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: Nachum
We will follow nomads and people in/at the edge of the Himalayas on Twitter? Having lost 1,661 American lives in AfgPak, we leave now to ‘commune’ with them on Twitter?
Tell me this isn’t real, Nachum.
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posted on
07/12/2011 6:33:37 PM PDT
by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
To: combat_boots; Nachum
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posted on
07/13/2011 5:27:43 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
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