[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that house.

[derllak]

Had sex with him, but doesn’t know his name?

Ewww!

If I were hubby, I wouldn’t touch her until she was checked for STDs.

Ewww!

[Krankor]

Seriously, I bet that happens all the time.

[GeronL]

okaaaaayyyyy...

it could easily be the husband that beat her up I think

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The woman told police she had sex with the man while he was doing work at her house and he returned several days later requesting to have sex again but she declined and he assaulted her.

Worst. Blossom. Episode. EVER.

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Ought to create a Czar position for these issues.

[TheEditor]

Ah, the Pointes have changed. Used to be a time when the main adult pursuit there was tax evasion.

[Linda Frances]

Liberal: Morally unrestrained; licentious

This was the definition of liberal, before they started to change the definition of words.

[dog breath]

Definitely some explaining to do there. It seems like a crashed and burned relationship no matter what bull she comes up with, if she can talk her way out of this she should get a sales award.

[Vendome]

Nice cover. /S

[RowdyFFC]

My take is the hubby beat the krap out of her when he found out she was frolicking with the hired help. She pro’bly repented so she wouldn’t lose her sugar daddy. But they had to make up some story about the evidence of the beating before the family saw it started demanding that she report the beating to the police. And if this was the best they could do, and if the family accepts such a story, it doesn’t much speak well for any of them.

[Alex Murphy]

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that house.

I imagine there are a LOT of flies on the walls of that house already.

[Rocky]

“Lucy, you got some ‘splainin to do.”

[Ken H]

So the wife says to her husband, "When are you going to fix the washer?"

Husband replies, "Do I look like the Maytag repairman?"

Wife says, "When are you going to fix the car?"

Husband replies, "Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?"

The next day the husband comes home from work and sees that the washer and the car had been repaired. He says to his wife, "How much did you have to pay the repairmen?"

Wife replies, "Nothing. They said I could either make them a gourmet meal or have sex as payment."

Husband is shocked and says, "WELL?!"

Wife replies, "Do I look like Julia Child?"

[reed13]

hmm - no name....anyone think it may have been Laz? (and I forgot how to spell his handle else I’d be sure to copy him on this, so if someone else could do the honors?)

[Iron Munro]

[BraveMan]

I'll see your random fornicator & raise you a jilted Facebook Scalder . . .

-snip-
HOUSTON – In the days after a Houston teen allegedly threw a pot of boiling water on her boyfriend, leaving him on life support with second-degree burns, posts were made to her Facebook page celebrating her newly single status and suggesting that the victim got what he deserved.
-snip-

[Noob1999]

“Oh, Pool Boy - Com’on over here cutie”!

[John 8_58]

Don’t they write cheap romance novels about this crap?

[alexander_busek]

The woman did not have the name of the man or much identifying information for police, according to a report.

Actually, her exact words were: "You've slept with one Maytag repairman, you've slept with them all! How do you expect me to tell them apart?"

Regards,

[Darren McCarty]

This is a bad TV movie waiting to happen.

Grosse Pointe Farms. Probably a big house and money. Married woman. Didn't know the guy's name (riiiight).