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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

Had sex with him, but doesn’t know his name?

Ewww!

If I were hubby, I wouldn’t touch her until she was checked for STDs.

Ewww!


2 posted on 06/24/2011 8:29:47 PM PDT by derllak
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To: derllak

If I was her husband, I wouldn’t be as soon as possible. As in file for divorce yesterday, even if I had to build a time machine to do it...


5 posted on 06/24/2011 8:31:44 PM PDT by piytar (Obama's Depression. Say it early, say it often. Why? Because it's TRUE.)
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To: derllak

If I were her husband, divorce court would be the next place we would meet.


7 posted on 06/24/2011 8:35:18 PM PDT by doc1019 (You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.)
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To: derllak
If I were hubby, I wouldn’t touch her until she was checked for STDs.

Were I her husband there would no longer be a marriage, let alone any marital interactions.

41 posted on 06/24/2011 10:35:10 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier currently deployed in the Valley of Death, Afghanistan)
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To: derllak
If I were hubby, I wouldn’t touch her until she was checked for STDs.

Ewww!

If I were hubby, I wouldn’t touch her until she was checked for STDs.

There. Fixed it.

If she has no sense of who she sleeps with, I'd advise him to never touch her again,

Ewww, indeed. That's naaaaasty.

45 posted on 06/24/2011 11:04:17 PM PDT by mountainbunny
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Lol, if I were hubby she would be packing her bags, on the front lawn.
48 posted on 06/25/2011 1:29:06 AM PDT by org.whodat
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To: derllak; Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

And she probably has it in her head that it wasn’t really sex and that it wasn’t cheating.


72 posted on 06/26/2011 12:45:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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