Posted on 06/11/2011 1:36:30 PM PDT by rawhide

'He knows he is a goner.'
'He knows he will never be mayor of New York City.'
“Should have tweeted my nose, its longer.”
“I can’t believe Huma is making me do my own laundry.”
hand in pocket... “where’d you go guy?”
He’s thinking if Clinton could survive the Lewinsky scandal, then he can survive this.
Don’t let him. Contact Speaker Boehner & tell him it’s time to EXPEL this slimeball!
http://www.speaker.gov/Contact/
DAMN, they nosy bastards are messing up my life!
OH how he wants to mouth off to that reporter. But he’s done! NO JOB, NO WIFE, NO MONEY, NO PROSPECTS. I love to see EVIL utterly destroyed. When the wicked fall there are shouts of joy!
“I hope no one notices that I cut the pockets out of my pants”,
“I’m really glad that they haven’t found my 10 remaining Twitter accounts”,
“If I were giving a speech to 45000 people and someone in the back threw a ... I would not spend the next two hours of my speech responding to that pie or ... “ Look, this was a prank that I’ve now been talking about for a couple of days,” “Did I really say that?”,
“Boy, I’m in the doghouse when Huma and her girlfriend get back from Africa”
Cape. Tights. Ready for action!
I thought we had established that Weiner doesn’t think;)

"You want me to take a seat over... where?"
“I got caught. Damn! I wasn’t supposed to get caught! That witch is gonna serve me divorce papers when she gets back. Damn! I wasn’t supposed to get caught!”
I can’t believe they rescheduled my waxing appointment on such short notice. Don’t they know how important super man is?

Weiner's thoughts: "I was only trying to have a little fun. Why do bad things happen to good people? Doesn't everyone know how important I am? Now it's all ruined. There better be hot young chicks at this rehab."
Forget what Weiner is thinking. What would any woman, at any age, be thinking when it comes to flirting with someone this hideous?
They haven’t found the junior high contacts, yet and what was with that crack from Rangel about little boys, The name’s Wiener, not Frank.


"Damn, I hope they have online connections in the sex clinic."
"With all this media attention, I shoulda had my hair blow-dried, like I did in HS."
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