Posted on 06/07/2011 10:46:01 PM PDT by doug from upland
Hello Woody Watchers!
Dog Gone WildCome in and visit our doghouse! My name is Woody. I am otherwise known as the Kentucky Wiener dog. I spend my time traveling all over the state, along with my sister and business partner, Chloe. Together, we talk to children everywhere about the importance of being a good reader and citizen. I have been in six newspaper series and am currently the star dog in seven books: "The Adoption," "Welcomes a Dad," "A New Home," "Tails from the Bluegrass," "Tails from the Bluegrass II," "Mr. Dogwood Goes to Washington, and the newest "Dog Gone Wild."
Work and dream like a Big Dog!
Arff, arff! - Woody
Script idea: powerful congressman named Wiener gets caught in sexting scandal and lies about it.
Is forced to confess, but refuses to resign. Is on the front pages of all papers, attacked by all.
He wakes up the next morning and is transformed into a wiener dog as punishment. He lives a dog’s life. (Wiener dog conflict here).
Meets other dogs who are former scandalized politicians — each a differ breed of dog.
He is saved when he is purchased by an lovely aide to the Sec of State who kisses him to break the spell.
With computer animation it would make an entertaining film.
I like it.
Woody the wonder-working wiener dog!
"Why the @$%! did you have me neutered?!"
In a plot twist the lovely aide has the dog castrated first then kisses him to break the spell.
The dog is rescued by and aide who gets him fixed before breaking the spell.
Steven Spielberg, where are you?
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