Posted on 05/31/2011 12:32:57 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Is Mitt Romney trying to woo the teenage girl vote ahead of next year's presidential election?
In a potentially campaign-changing development, the 2012 presidential hopeful admitted to NBC's Jamie Gangel that he happens to be a fan of the "Twilight" series. The revelation came up during a discussion of books the former Massachusetts governor has read, including George W. Bush's recent memoir. But that's not all, Romney added.
"I like silly stuff, too," Romney volunteered. "I like the 'Twilight' series. That was fun."
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So; a RINO that puts the BITE on taxpayers for the bills, likes VAMPIRES!
Who wooda thunk?
Kid the Twilight series is chock full of mormon religious dogma
If you cant see it then you cant see it
Those who know mormonism cant miss it
And he’s HOW old???????
It’s not like I needed any more reasons to not vote for him, but really,......
Not really.
I'd probably be a fan, too; if I had underwear with special powers to "Ward off EVIL!"
THAT is one phallic zipper!
(or is she getting ready to hose a pig?)
Ya never know what yer gonna get.
Oh; WAIT!
That was Obama!
No kidding?
Wooda thunk!
Well, the great majority of Americans don’t care a hoot about Mormon dogma and don’t know a thing about it, and will just read it as some fun sci-fi. I am a Southern Baptist and went over it with a fine tooth comb, and found no hypnotical mormonism in it. And I took that into account as I knew the author was a mormon. I didn’t see any magic underwear or buying your way into heaven with cash at all.
I had to go back to SEE the car!
(Ooops! Did I type that out loud?)
Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes it’s full of nuts.
Um, I actually meant, “Very nice car”! I like the late 60’s model Charger!
Let me tell you story about how when I was 14 yo.
These two unnamed entities appeared unto me.
Then they sent me a messenger as to where I could find "gold plates" that were about 200 pounds. I hid them.
And, of course, the "gold plates" didn't do me any good, anyway. Since I couldn't read their etchings.
No mind. After I hid them, when I was 17, I carried them home three miles. I ran at top speed home after a man hiding behind a log struck me as I came by with them...
Even before I could "interpret" these gold plates, my mom will tell you what a wonderful story teller I was:
She one time said about me when I was 17: "During our evening conversations, Joseph would occasionally give us some of the most amusing recitals that could be imagined. He would describe the ancient inhabitants of the continent, their dress, mode of traveling, and the animals upon which they rode; their cities, their buildings, with every particular; their mode of warfare; and also their religious worship. This he would do with as much ease, seemingly, as if he had spent his whole life among them."
Anyway, coincidentally...after I was able to interpret the plates, lo and behold, it came to pass that the ancient tales I told stories about happened to be in these gold plates I dictated.
I eventually made a lot of money and a lot of simultaneous wives 'cause of those stories. If you would like to pray about my stories, here's my bank account number for you to deposit 10% of your income into...
Oh, my gosh. My little girls wouldn’t DREAM of reading or watching that pap!
What a wanker pandering to teenage girls
16, Exaltation is gained through the new and everlasting covenant; 714, The terms and conditions of that covenant are set forth; 1520, Celestial marriage and a continuation of the family unit enable men to become gods; 2125, The strait and narrow way leads to eternal lives; 2627, The law is given relative to blasphemy against the Holy Ghost; 2839, Promises of eternal increase and exaltation are made to prophets and Saints in all ages; 4047, Joseph Smith is given the power to bind and seal on earth and in heaven; 4850, The Lord seals upon him his exaltation; 5157, Emma Smith is counseled to be faithful and true; 5866, Laws governing the plurality of wives are set forth.
16Therefore, when they are out of the world they neither marry nor are given in amarriage; but are appointed angels in bheaven, which angels are ministering cservants, to minister for those who are worthy of a far more, and an exceeding, and an eternal weight of glory.
17For these angels did not abide my law; therefore, they cannot be enlarged, but remain separately and singly, without exaltation, in their saved condition, to all eternity; and from henceforth are not gods, but are aangels of God forever and ever.
18And again, verily I say unto you, if a man marry a wife, and make a covenant with her for time and for all eternity, if that acovenant is not by me or by my word, which is my law, and is not sealed by the Holy Spirit of promise, through him whom I have anointed and appointed unto this power, then it is not valid neither of force when they are out of the world, because they are not joined by me, saith the Lord, neither by my word; when they are out of the world it cannot be received there, because the angels and the gods are appointed there, by whom they cannot pass; they cannot, therefore, inherit my glory; for my house is a house of order, saith the Lord God.
19And again, verily I say unto you, if a man amarry a wife by my word, which is my law, and by the new and beverlasting covenant, and it is csealed unto them by the Holy Spirit of dpromise, by him who is anointed, unto whom I have appointed this power and the ekeys of this priesthood; and it shall be said unto themYe shall come forth in the first resurrection; and if it be after the first resurrection, in the next resurrection; and shall inherit fthrones, kingdoms, principalities, and powers, dominions, all heights and depthsthen shall it be written in the Lambs gBook of Life, that he shall commit no hmurder whereby to shed innocent iblood, and if ye abide in my covenant, and commit no murder whereby to shed innocent blood, it shall be done unto them in all things whatsoever my servant hath put upon them, in time, and through all eternity; and shall be of full force when they are out of the world; and they shall pass by the angels, and the gods, which are set there, to their jexaltation and glory in all things, as hath been sealed upon their heads, which glory shall be a fulness and a continuation of the kseeds forever and ever.
20 Then shall they be gods, because they have no end; therefore shall they be from aeverlasting to everlasting, because they continue; then shall they be above all, because all things are subject unto them. Then shall they be bgods, because they have call power, and the angels are subject unto them.
21Verily, verily, I say unto you, except ye abide my alaw ye cannot attain to this glory.
22For astrait is the gate, and narrow the bway that leadeth unto the exaltation and continuation of the clives, and few there be that find it, because ye receive me not in the world neither do ye know me.
23But if ye receive me in the world, then shall ye know me, and shall receive your exaltation; that awhere I am ye shall be also.
24This is aeternal livesto bknow the only wise and true God, and Jesus Christ, whom he hath csent. I am he. Receive ye, therefore, my law.
25aBroad is the gate, and wide the way that leadeth to the bdeaths; and many there are that go in thereat, because they creceive me not, neither do they abide in my law.
And yet..
The BIBLE says...
Romans 7:2 (niv)
For example, by law a married woman is bound to her husband as long as he is alive, but if her husband dies, she is released from the law of marriage.
Ooops!
How do you KNOW?
Those that frequent FR are GONNA learn about it!
The Flying Inmen will SEE to that!
Then rowdy you haven’t looked at it deeply enough. Read the link -
Author herself states - Unconsciously, I put a lot of my basic beliefs into the story.
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