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Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan's inauguration (Nigeria)
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| May 28, 2011
| TAIWO OLUWADARE
Posted on 05/27/2011 11:58:13 PM PDT by Stoat
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He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.
I see that the Obamabots have gone to Nigeria. Some of them, anyway.
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posted on
05/27/2011 11:58:22 PM PDT
by
Stoat
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; All
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posted on
05/27/2011 11:59:23 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
“Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.”
???????????????????????????????
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:01:54 AM PDT
by
ZULU
(Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
To: Stoat
Bah, they did the same thing for Obama’s inauguration
and left the streets littered with discarded Dick
Cheney dolls.
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:10:21 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN)
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They're part of the Green Party.
To: ZULU
“Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.”???????????????????????????????
I'm guessing that any lost glory may be tied to bombs being thrown all over places.
Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed:“We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29. They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:11:30 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: martin_fierro
Throw some water on that witch and see what happens.
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:12:14 AM PDT
by
eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
To: Stoat; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Now we know what Helen Thomas is doing this weekend.
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:19:39 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Do you know what Hillary’s call sign was when she went to Iraq as a Senator?
Broomstick 1.
She and Helen must be having a meet up. lol
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:30:21 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!)
To: tet68; All
Bah, they did the same thing for Obama’s inauguration
and left the streets littered with discarded Dick
Cheney dolls.
President Obama poses with Nigeria's acting president, Goodluck Jonathan (l.), upon the latter's arrival at the nuclear security summit in Washington Monday.
Jason Reed/Reuters
Nigeria's president Goodluck Jonathan vows to hold clean elections - CSMonitor.com
Jonathan, who was in Washington for an international summit on nuclear security, is running Nigeria while the health of President Umaru Yar'Adua remains a closely kept secret. Yar'Adua, who hasn't made a public appearance in several months, reportedly is stricken by a debilitating heart condition that's required multiple hospitalizations.
Ummmm...PLEASE reassure me that Nigeria doesn't have nukes.
Oh Lawdy.......
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:31:00 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
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posted on
05/28/2011 12:58:05 AM PDT
by
FredZarguna
("It looks just like a Telefunken U47.....with leather.")
To: Stoat
...not playing quidditch, that’s for sure. Parents, lock up your albino children.
To: Stoat
To: Stoat
Goodluck is having badluck.
Anyhow, if these witches and wizards can hurl genuine whammies, what do they need nuclear weapons for?
To: Stoat
He looks a bubble off of level . . .
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posted on
05/28/2011 1:36:16 AM PDT
by
Psalm 144
(Voodoo Republicans: Don't read their lips - watch their hands.)
To: dixiechick2000
Throw in Nancy Pelosi and they can start their own coven.
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posted on
05/28/2011 1:47:48 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Stoat
They have a big lobby.....albeit made if mud.
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posted on
05/28/2011 1:49:07 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Stoat
"Witches deploy 500 members" "Witches deploy 500 members" "The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches"
I wish you wouldn't make me read you repeating yourself.
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posted on
05/28/2011 3:18:16 AM PDT
by
conservativeimage
("Uh, let me be clear. Uh." - President Barack Obama)
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh yeah and the Libs keep telling us “Culture is just relative”...We are hassled by stone age thugs like the african tribes and Muslims and I am supposed to believe that they are on an equal par with the civilized west?
It took us thousands of years to progress and now we can’t just blow these ‘primitives” away when they harrass us?
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posted on
05/28/2011 4:46:40 AM PDT
by
Recovering Ex-hippie
(where is the Great Santini when we need him??)
To: martin_fierro
They're part of the Green Party. Excellent!
You've met my ex???
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posted on
05/28/2011 5:04:31 AM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 856 of our national holiday from reality. - Obama really isn't one of us)
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