Posted on 05/19/2011 8:35:23 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
tgo confronted him on that and his answer was congressional committee meetings
‘process’ is a libtard obsession
I don’t know about throwing towels around, but Newt better stop spinning like this pretty quick.
He hits a knot in the carpet, and he’s going to screw himself into the floor up to his earlobes.
WOO HOO Get Him Rush!
Rush brings up Newt supporting individual mandate in 2007.
newt’s defense is ‘i waffled’?
It's nice that you're glad. I hope you remember when Gingrich didn't engage in longwinded doubletalk. That's when I thought I liked him. What a waste of good airtime he is.
ML/NJ
He is that kind of guy, instead of arguing for the right thing and educating people. Nail him.
everybody wait with baited breath for Newt’s new government program!
Hi sloop, how are you?
all respects but if Newt told me how to whip my ass, I’d get a second opinion
“My wife Callista has known him [Paul Ryan] since he was an infant.”
What is THAT supposed to mean??!!
lol you mean wipe, right?
yeah......just noticed it...........dangit
Hey all! Newt allowed the desire to win get in the way of his conservative principles. If he becomes POTUS, that is how the left will screw him...they will put him in a position of defeat or accept a compromise that gets what he wants but strengthens the left ability to impose leftist/statist ideas that violate our rights.
snicker
some “common good” stuff
Ha!
I’m surprised that’s all Israel is saying other than FU.
LOL great!
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