Posted on 05/19/2011 8:35:23 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush, there is another large group of people out there-—the “Me Me Me -Selfish” people who only care about what they can get or what’s in it for me. Not caring about America, not caring about it’s future for kids or family....just THEM.
I was told that most Jews don’t care about Isreal.....
That has to be true. Sick indeed. Hi Fawn!
Oh, I’m glad Rush is having Newt on. It should be interesting. I don’t expect Rush to grill Newt in a hostile manner. That’s not his style toward guests.
I understand what Mark is saying but I have to disagree with him. Obama isn't the disease, he is a symptom of a larger disease, which is liberalism/state-ism. We have perhaps the greatest opportunity in a long time to elect a government that will actually return back to the Constitution. To defeat Obama, merely to get rid of him, is a lost opportunity if all we do is replace him with another "liberal can of orange juice".
Noot going to throw in the towel?
Rickie Fowler has one hole left but is -9 and leadin the board
Girlie man my ass
Once a liberal gets an idea in their head like NOCIRC, it never shrivels up and dies and goes away.
hahahahahaaaahaaaahahahahaaa...ow, my side hurts.
Newt has some serious grovelling and butt kissing to do.
It’s time for Newt and I have a few seconds to listen. What a day! GO RUSH. Give ‘em hell.
This should be interesting.
I love Rickie. Twas not I who said he looked girlie.
No more scores please or else my DVR cry.
never was directed at you...........you got a brain
a big one
Wow Rush is actually being confrontational.
Noot is doing the Massachusetts Two Step.
my washin machine spins less than Newt
He's pretty good at spinning.
Latest reactions from Israel on Obama’s speech:
Tibi says Obama speech offers `nothing new`
Livni: Obama`s peace plan clearly in Israel`s interest
Ben Ari: Obama`s speech `a landmine with pretty wrapping`
Danon: Obama has adopted Arafat’s plan for Israel’s destruction.
well...he’ll need a Lewinsky dryer cause he is still all wet
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