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Thwarting Obama on Rapture Day
Jesus' General ^
| 5/12/11
| Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Posted on 05/14/2011 11:22:34 AM PDT by EarlPoteet
Edited on 05/14/2011 11:24:48 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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[Obama is] going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative's space lasers and shoot the godly down. It'll be ugly...But those of us who have the foresight to wear mirror ball suits will survive. Obama's luciferian lasers will bounce harmlessly off our bodies as we arc gracefully into Heaven...you can shoot into God's arms safely, heterosexually, and in style.
Mod note: Unfortunately for the original poster, his claims of the effectiveness of the "mirror ball suit" were grossly wrong. The smallest setting on the Zot gun took him out in a flash.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: christian; obama; rapture; saturdayzotfever; tinfoilhatnotenuf; zot
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To: EarlPoteet
I think this is the suit you will be wearing you freak.
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posted on
05/14/2011 2:33:13 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: 50mm
Nice photo. Quite cheering, actually.
42
posted on
05/14/2011 3:03:22 PM PDT
by
little jeremiah
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
To: little jeremiah; Admin Moderator
Nice photo. Quite cheering, actually.It's not mine. I got it from Admin Moderator. The Mod always takes photos of the ZOTtees as each is "processed for deportation." It helps with identifying retreads.
(Oops. Trade secret.)
43
posted on
05/14/2011 3:18:46 PM PDT
by
50mm
( I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
To: 50mm
It's a prevailing sentiment.
44
posted on
05/14/2011 3:19:53 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
To: EarlPoteet
CLICK THE PICTURE TO DONATE TO FREE REPUBLIC.
45
posted on
05/14/2011 3:31:20 PM PDT
by
50mm
( I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
To: Lady Jag
From your photoshop file to God’s ears.
46
posted on
05/14/2011 3:33:59 PM PDT
by
50mm
( I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
To: EarlPoteet
47
posted on
05/14/2011 3:40:40 PM PDT
by
Thunder90
(Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
To: 50mm
48
posted on
05/14/2011 3:43:12 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
To: TheOldLady
Ozone really makes my evening. Especially when reflected off a mirror-ball suit.
49
posted on
05/14/2011 4:55:53 PM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
("It's hard to take the president seriously." - Jim DeMint)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I love the smell of barbecued troll in the evening, although I’m not sure that poor fellow was sane enough to be a troll.
To: Colonel_Flagg
To: EarlPoteet
Unfortunately for you, mirror ball suits these days are made in China!
Zot!
52
posted on
05/14/2011 11:32:25 PM PDT
by
vigilante2
(Reelect nobody)
To: TheOldLady
At first I thought “Gen. JC Christian, patriot” seemed a little nutty, then I realized, “hey, *I’m* a *little* nutty”...
53
posted on
05/15/2011 5:22:57 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: EarlPoteet
Dang, EarlPoteet just can't catch a break:
This posting has been flagged for removal. [?]
(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)
54
posted on
05/15/2011 5:28:02 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: beericus
Back to the Top of the ZOT BOT POT!
55
posted on
05/15/2011 5:44:51 AM PDT
by
txnuke
(Obama votes "PRES__ENT" because he has no ID.)
To: FReepers
56
posted on
05/15/2011 5:45:53 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: SunkenCiv
You're a little nutty? Me too.
To: Brad's Gramma
Okay, maybe my fault but I’m off the hook due to a technicality.
58
posted on
05/15/2011 11:16:23 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
OK. I read ya, loud and clear.
Carry on.
:)
59
posted on
05/15/2011 1:50:19 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Where do YOU stand in your relationship with God???)
To: TheOldLady
“I’m not sure that poor fellow was sane enough to be a troll. “
Tough call ;-)
60
posted on
05/15/2011 3:04:36 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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