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Thwarting Obama on Rapture Day
Jesus' General ^ | 5/12/11 | Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Posted on 05/14/2011 11:22:34 AM PDT by EarlPoteet

Edited on 05/14/2011 11:24:48 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

[Obama is] going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative's space lasers and shoot the godly down. It'll be ugly...But those of us who have the foresight to wear mirror ball suits will survive. Obama's luciferian lasers will bounce harmlessly off our bodies as we arc gracefully into Heaven...you can shoot into God's arms safely, heterosexually, and in style.

Mod note: Unfortunately for the original poster, his claims of the effectiveness of the "mirror ball suit" were grossly wrong. The smallest setting on the Zot gun took him out in a flash.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: christian; obama; rapture; saturdayzotfever; tinfoilhatnotenuf; zot
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To: EarlPoteet
I think this is the suit you will be wearing you freak.


41 posted on 05/14/2011 2:33:13 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: 50mm

Nice photo. Quite cheering, actually.


42 posted on 05/14/2011 3:03:22 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: little jeremiah; Admin Moderator
Nice photo. Quite cheering, actually.

It's not mine. I got it from Admin Moderator. The Mod always takes photos of the ZOTtees as each is "processed for deportation." It helps with identifying retreads.

(Oops. Trade secret.)

43 posted on 05/14/2011 3:18:46 PM PDT by 50mm ( I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: 50mm
It's a prevailing sentiment.


44 posted on 05/14/2011 3:19:53 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
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To: EarlPoteet

CLICK THE PICTURE TO DONATE TO FREE REPUBLIC.

45 posted on 05/14/2011 3:31:20 PM PDT by 50mm ( I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: Lady Jag

From your photoshop file to God’s ears.


46 posted on 05/14/2011 3:33:59 PM PDT by 50mm ( I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: EarlPoteet

47 posted on 05/14/2011 3:40:40 PM PDT by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: 50mm





48 posted on 05/14/2011 3:43:12 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
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To: TheOldLady

Ozone really makes my evening. Especially when reflected off a mirror-ball suit.


49 posted on 05/14/2011 4:55:53 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("It's hard to take the president seriously." - Jim DeMint)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I love the smell of barbecued troll in the evening, although I’m not sure that poor fellow was sane enough to be a troll.


50 posted on 05/14/2011 7:34:23 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Colonel_Flagg

LOL! Indeed.


51 posted on 05/14/2011 8:03:07 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: EarlPoteet
Unfortunately for you, mirror ball suits these days are made in China!

Zot!

52 posted on 05/14/2011 11:32:25 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Reelect nobody)
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To: TheOldLady

At first I thought “Gen. JC Christian, patriot” seemed a little nutty, then I realized, “hey, *I’m* a *little* nutty”...


53 posted on 05/15/2011 5:22:57 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: EarlPoteet
Dang, EarlPoteet just can't catch a break:
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This posting has been flagged for removal. [?]

(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)




54 posted on 05/15/2011 5:28:02 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: beericus

Back to the Top of the ZOT BOT POT!


55 posted on 05/15/2011 5:44:51 AM PDT by txnuke (Obama votes "PRES__ENT" because he has no ID.)
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To: FReepers

Please Donate


56 posted on 05/15/2011 5:45:53 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: SunkenCiv
You're a little nutty? Me too.


57 posted on 05/15/2011 7:13:07 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Brad's Gramma

Okay, maybe my fault but I’m off the hook due to a technicality.


58 posted on 05/15/2011 11:16:23 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

OK. I read ya, loud and clear.

Carry on.

:)


59 posted on 05/15/2011 1:50:19 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Where do YOU stand in your relationship with God???)
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To: TheOldLady

“I’m not sure that poor fellow was sane enough to be a troll. “

Tough call ;-)


60 posted on 05/15/2011 3:04:36 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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