Maybe Mitt could just call in sick

Here are the first three words Willard Mitt Romney needs to say in Michigan tomorrow, but never will.

The only way for Willard to move on, get some closure, etc. on this grand fiasco of RomneyCare is to finally man up and admit that in 2006 the Democrats in Massachusetts beat him like a rented mule. Acknowledge the undisputable truth that, thanks to his raw political ambition, we have tax-paying American citizens being fined $2,000 for the crime of having no dough, to quote The Band.

Oh, and by the way, illegal aliens still get free health care. Just ask Auntie Zeituni.

Following his first three words, Willard could employ that ancient bipartisan gesture of quoting a member of the opposite party, in this case the late Sen. Lloyd Bentsen, or was it Al Smith:

Throwing himself on the mercy of the court of public opinion would have so many advantages. Number one, for once Romney wouldn’t be shading the truth. Number two, his abject mea culpa would fit into a 30-second campaign spot, which none of his earlier tortured, preposterous alibis could come close to.

On the other hand, perhaps Romney believes he didn’t get rolled by the grinning guys standing behind him in that famous photograph in Faneuil Hall where he’s signing the legislation backed by the late Ted Kennedy and the indicted Sal DiMasi.

An alternate explanation is that when he signed RomneyCare into law, Mitt knew he was outta here, and he needed some unique cutting-edge story line for his 2008 presidential campaign.

Back then nobody quite knew just how unpalatable socialized medicine was going to be, so Mitt figured his audiences could make RomneyCare into whatever they wanted it to be -- a reasonable alternative to the crazed single-payer Democrat plans, if they were Republicans, or the start of the inevitable march to the wonders of the British National Health Service, if they were Democrats.

That seemed like a possible winning strategy in 2006. Alas for Mitt, it’s 2011.

Maybe he could claim Ted Kennedy got him drunk before he signed it. But nah, that’s even more unbelievable than his occasional contentions that RomneyCare is in fact working well.

Willard always seems to be making a big speech that he hopes will make up for all that has gone before. Remember his famous address on Mormonism in 2007? Me neither, I just remember the run-up to it, and then it was forgotten, in a matter of moments.

Whenever he gets himself in a jam, Mitt always runs back to Michigan, his real home state. That’s where he won the primary in 2008, you may recall, although it’s probably rather hazy now, kinda like the Mormonism address, or all the other ones he’s delivered as he bids fair to become the Harold Stassen of the 21st century.

Or he could pull a page out of Scott Brown’s playbook and say he got a “secret briefing” on how great RomneyCare was going to be.

One final possible applause line, from the collected works of H. Paul Rico: “What do you want, tears?”

Howie Carr “PING”

Globe in talks to print Herald
May 11, 2011 04:00 PM
By Casey Ross, Globe Staff

The Boston Globe is negotiating a contract to print and deliver its long-time rival the Boston Herald, according to executives from both companies.

Under terms outlined today, the Herald would pay the Globe an undisclosed sum annually to print and distribute the tabloid in the Boston area. Because the Herald would no longer be delivering its own papers, the deal would result in the layoffs of the newspaper’s truck drivers.

Herald publisher Pat Purcell told drivers during a meeting today that he will propose severance packages for affected employees and emphasized the need for expedited negotiations about the reorganization plan. In a statement, the Herald said it is “facing declining circulation and revenue, must take steps to reduce operating expenses.”

Although the Globe already distributes some copies of the Herald, the deal represents an unprecedented level of cooperation between the long-time rivals, with each to benefit in different ways. The Herald would be able to cut labor costs, while the Globe would gain another customer for its printing and delivery services, a growing source of revenue for the newspaper in recent years.

“We are discussing a business opportunity to print the Herald and expand the area in which we currently deliver their newspaper,” said Boston Globe Publisher, Christopher Mayer. “This agreement would be similar to contracts we currently have with other local newspapers, and it would not affect any other areas of our operation.”

The editorial and other business operations of the newspapers would remain separate.

The Globe already has contracts to print and distribute the Patriot Ledger of Quincy and the Enterprise of Brockton, and local editions of The New York Times. Newspapers around the country have entered into similar arrangements to consolidate operations and save money as readers and advertisers have migrated to the Internet for news.

Purcell declined to be interviewed today. Union officials at local 259, which represents drivers at the Herald and Globe, declined to comment or discuss how many Herald drivers would be impacted.

The latest cuts may expedite that paper’s move from the company’s long-time headquarters in the South End. Purcell has entered into a joint venture to redevelop the 6.6-acre site with the Newton firm National Development.

The Globe would print the Herald’s city edition Sunday through Friday, with the balance of its editions to be printed those days at a Dow Jones & Co. plant in Chicopee. The Globe would print the Herald’s full press run on Saturdays.

The Globe would distribute all home delivery and single-copy papers that it prints for the Herald. A Globe subsidiary, RSI, currently distributes the Herald single-copy papers to Southeastern Massachusetts, Cape Cod and the Islands, and parts of New Hampshire and Maine.

The layoffs at the Herald would continue a recent trend of downsizing that has swept through the media industry in recent years. In 2008, the tabloid terminated more than 130 employees when it shuttered its presses and outsourced printing operations to the Chicopee plant operated by Dow Jones. It has also cut its newsroom staffing.

The Globe has also struggled through several rounds of layoffs and buy-outs in its newsroom and other operations, and was threatened with closure in 2009. But the Globe’s financial performance improved after labor concessions, plant consolidation, and a price increase.

Executives at the newspaper said the agreement with the Herald would result in the hiring of an as-yet unspecified number of additional employees.

http://www.boston.com/business/ticker/2011/05/globe_in_talks_1.html

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