[library user]

I always scream ALLAH AHKBAR! when I need to use the restroom.

Pu-leaze.

[freedumb2003]

>>I always scream ALLAH AHKBAR! when I need to use the restroom.

Pu-leaze.<<

It confirms what I have always thought: “allah akbar” means “holy sh!t!”

[silverleaf]

If he screams allu akhbar when he has to pee, imagine what he screams when .... oh, never mind

about the only thing missing from this defense is twinkies

[VRWCmember]

I always scream ALLAH AHKBAR! when I need to use the restroom.

I will from now on, but only on "number two" and I will try to time it to cover up the plop-splash.

[BubbaJunebug]

I always scream ALLAH AHKBAR! when I need to use the restroom.
Pu-leaze

Yep....every morning like clockwork after my coco puffs I download a big ALLAH AHKBAR...

[cableguymn]

While some do worship at the porcelian alter I highly doubt it was time for him to.

They are testing us again.

[No Truce With Kings]

“I always scream ALLAH AHKBAR! when I need to use the restroom.”

As for me, I hop up and down saying, “Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord!” But it is subvocalized, and I don’t pound on the cockpit door when I say it.

[massgopguy]

I yell “Geronimo”. ;)

[TASMANIANRED]

I was in the habit of doing the same...when I was a kid.

10 kids.. 2 parents and 1 bathroom.

[MsLady]

LOL!!!!! These people lie like a rug.