How bad are you hurt?
Why did the man have a knife? What was he trying to *do* to kitty in the first place? Maybe it was a demonspawn catfrom hell, but my bets are on some jerk trying to do something bad to kitty, and kitty defending itself.
I’ve had a few bouts with cats. Dirty fighters. Get you in a clinch and try to scratch your eyes out. Soft stomachs, though. A few shots in the old bread basket, and their trainer is throwing the towel into the middle of the ring. Iron Paws McGillicutty was one tough Tom. We was in the 15th round and Marty tells me that he thinks maybe Iron Paws is ahead on points. So’s I head butts him and them bam bam bam three fast left jabs. I was just settin’ him up. Then, I uses my right. Pow! Down he goes. I still remember Howard Cossell. “Down goes Iron Paws! Down goes Iron Paws!” Yeah...it was my fight that night. I coulda been a contender.
It sounds like this guy learned some important new facts about cats.
This only reinforces my opinion that cats would kill their owners if they were big enough.
You have to be careful with the Pussy.
Guy almost did not make it out of the car alive...
I think I still occasionally see that cat driving around town in that car...
What makes them think the man was holding the knife? I hope he recovers.
And You Used to Think Hairballs Were Bad
http://tv.nytimes.com/2011/05/07/arts/television/my-cat-from-hell-on-animal-planet.html?src=dayp
Thats most cats. But the beasts in My Cat From Hell, a series that begins on Saturday on Animal Planet, are an entirely different story. These cats are the Regan MacNeils of the feline world: hissing, clawing, cursing, eyes aglow with demonic possession. But whereas Regan, the kid in The Exorcist, warranted a visit from a priest, these animals get a dude named Jackson Galaxy.
He tries to do for bad cats and their owners what Cesar Millan does for bad dogs and theirs on Dog Whisperer: psychoanalyze the situation and the animal, educate the pet owners, recommend some interventions. And hes surprisingly watchable: genial, knowledgeable, full of information that might be of use even to cat owners whose animals are not possessed.
You do not mess with kitteh!