Man airlifted after fight with cat

Cleveland [TX] Advocate ^ | 5/6/11 | VANESA BRASHIER

[luvie]

LOL! I’ll bet he AND the camera guy had concussions! :)

[Lady Jag]

He has the worse timing of any cat I've seen, but he has the advatages of having 9 lives

They'll tell you they're invincible.

And they'll tell you they meant to do that.

[EBH]

The Cravendale Kitties

http://youtu.be/h6CcxJQq1x8

If cats had thumbs...

[Lady Jag]

These cats are in training for special ops, CIA (Cat Intel Agency)

[Darksheare]

Kitteh has an ebil.
Ebil tellz kitteh, “Nom dat hyoomans.”
Kitteh sez, “I hearz n obeyz. Nom nom nom!”

[Arrowhead1952]

We have two cats and the mother cat has a fear of water. You get her close to the bathroom, and she locks up in your hands. I have to hold her down with both hands until the wife washes front and rear ends. Then I hold her butt and shoulders so she can wash the middle.

Now her offspring daughter does not mind having a bath. She just sits there and lets us clean her up. Then it is off into the living room in a big towel to dry off.

One time we made the mistake of trying to use a hairdryer on her. We had her on the rug in the living room. Wife turned on the dryer and that was it. Did you know a kitten can jump onto a couch, rearrange five cushions, a pillow, jump off the couch, make a 180 left, a 90 right and be out of the pet door in about 5 seconds?

[trisham]

Cats are amazing, aren’t they? I can just imagine what my house would look like after about 60 seconds if we had one. :)

[rabidralph]

were injured by a knife the man was holding.

What makes them think the man was holding the knife? I hope he recovers.

[trisham]

You spikkah de cat? Me spikkah de dog.

[Lady Jag]

Two concussions. Agreed.

Only one of them got scratched.

[luvie]

Kittys + water = war! ROFL!
Great story! :)

[Darksheare]

LOL.
I’d mentioned here in forum a couple years back a what if situation where cats had thumbs.
Wondered when it was going to be used somewhere.

[Darksheare]

Sum dogz ken speek kitteh, dunno whys.

[luvie]

...and the one that DID probably needed stitches after that! :)

[trisham]

Iz kitteh mine meld wif catnipulation, imko. Ebil.

[Arrowhead1952]

Now our Old English Sheep dog is a totally different story. We drained and cleaned the hot tub this weekend. My wife had to get into the cold water to reset the timer. The dog thought it was time to hot tub for her. You can’t keep her out of water.

[luvie]

LOL! With all that hair, I’ll bet the cool water felt really
good on a hot afternoon! Don’t blame her a bit! :)

[Slings and Arrows]

It would void your homeowner’s insurance?

[luvie]

Skeery! :)

[Darksheare]