They could hang a gondola the size of Pittsburgh under Joy Behar and then fill up her big, empty jug-of-a-head with helium and float around the world frightening children.
“Eat your spinach or Joy Behar will swoop down and crush you!”
“No Mommy, No! Make the bad Behar go away!”
Fill ‘er up with hydrogen instead..... :)
THAT is the Post of the Decade.