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Stop Insulting Your Companion Animal!
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| 04-29-11
| The Rat
Posted on 04/30/2011 4:43:58 PM PDT by TheConservativeCitizen
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posted on
04/30/2011 4:47:09 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
I think my cat would argue that I am HIS pet — if not his servant.
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posted on
04/30/2011 4:48:07 PM PDT
by
Malacoda
(CO(NH2)2 on OBAMA.)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
I tell my dog that she’s ugly and her breath smells bad. She never seems insulted.
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posted on
04/30/2011 4:49:40 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Shemp was the Fourth Stooge of the Apocalypse.)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
Phrases such as “sly as a fox, “eat like a pig” or “drunk as a skunk” are all unfair to animals too. While the first two make sense I have yet to observe a skunk in a state of inebriation.
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posted on
04/30/2011 4:50:33 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Yesterday I meditated, today I seek balance. That was Zen, this is Tao.)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
To: TheConservativeCitizen
I used to call my Lola...”the Punk “...she loved this term of endearment as she was always able to Punk me...ha!
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posted on
04/30/2011 4:51:34 PM PDT
by
Recovering Ex-hippie
(Where is the Great Santini NOW when we need him?)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
Proverbs 6:6-11 (King James Version)
6 Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise : 7 Which having no guide, overseer , or ruler , 8 Provideth her meat in the summer, and gathereth her food in the harvest. 9 How long wilt thou sleep , O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep? 10 Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep : 11 So shall thy poverty come as one that travelleth , and thy want as an armed man.
Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
Hmmmm
Bad dog good ant.
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posted on
04/30/2011 4:54:08 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
“It’s time to change your ways human carers...”
Er, no. No it’s not.
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I have yet to observe a skunk in a state of inebriation. Never been to Texas on a Saturday night then?
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:00:32 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
To: Malacoda
Dogs are loyal to their owners (oops, human care givers) cats on the other hand are loyal to their homes, where they live.
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:02:39 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
My dog thinks his first name is 'Dammit'.
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:04:27 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Malacoda
August 2007, Business Week: "The Pet Economy: Americans spend an astonishing $41 billion a year on their furry friends."
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:14:20 PM PDT
by
4Liberty
(88% of Americans are NON-UNION. We value honest, peaceful Free trade-NOT protectionist CARTELS)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:18:06 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: TheConservativeCitizen
I call her “Dumbdog”. Is that so wrong? :)
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:18:14 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
( "The right to offend is far more important than any right not to be offended." - Rowan Atkinson)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:20:21 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
When I was single, I called my cat “The wife.” Now that I am married she gets called “The Other Woman.” If times get really hard, possibly “Dinner.”
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:24:06 PM PDT
by
Dawggie
To: Malacoda
You’ve heard of course all about how “Dogs have owners, and cats have staff?”
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:25:01 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: TheConservativeCitizen
My dogs (can I say that?) are unfair to me. They take up too much of MY bed and try to push me out! Where can I go to file a grievance?
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:34:46 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: rockinqsranch
“Dogs have owners, and cats have staff?”Yes. My cats are convinced I'm staff. They have no hesitation about reminding me when it's feeding time.
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posted on
04/30/2011 5:35:43 PM PDT
by
JoeFromSidney
(New book: RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY. A primer on armed revolt. Available form Amazon.)
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