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When my sister left the UMC, the pastor asked her why she was leaving. She replied, "Because I became a Christian." Surprisingly, the pastor's response was, "Oh, well, that makes sense."
1 posted on 04/28/2011 5:55:31 AM PDT by ZGuy
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The UMC ... just another gay bar.


2 posted on 04/28/2011 5:57:43 AM PDT by Westbrook (Having children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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The “UMC” congregation in question is no longer a Christian Church -—it is homo fraud. God will deal with them in his plan.


3 posted on 04/28/2011 5:59:15 AM PDT by texican01
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They rewrote Genesis?


4 posted on 04/28/2011 5:59:27 AM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (Arjuna, why have you have dropped your bow???)
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funny and sad.


5 posted on 04/28/2011 6:02:25 AM PDT by a real Sheila (taglines are for sissies)
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“Hey, come and meet our new children’s church minister! He has the gift of sodom and will be teaching your children how to exercise this gift!”


6 posted on 04/28/2011 6:04:12 AM PDT by Westbrook (Having children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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Yes, God loves all sinners. So by all means, welcome them into the church. Then remind them that they are to go and sin no more. If they continue to sin, God’s Word instructs that we, as believers, must cast them out from among us.


7 posted on 04/28/2011 6:08:02 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. *4192*)
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If they’re going to refer to themselves as the CUMC, why is anyone surprised they support this?


8 posted on 04/28/2011 6:08:20 AM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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Being gay is a gift from God, asserts one church in Ohio.

For some reason, my first thought was:

They're wrong....and they will find that out in the end.

/giggle.

10 posted on 04/28/2011 6:12:37 AM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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If being gay is a gift from god then so it pedophilia.


11 posted on 04/28/2011 6:12:46 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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“Being Gay is a Gift from God”

A gift not available to UMC pastors. The UMC defrocks gay pastors.


12 posted on 04/28/2011 6:16:11 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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The gift of population control.


14 posted on 04/28/2011 6:17:43 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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Declarations that sinful desires are a gift from God: following the well-worn empty path of Luther and King Henry VIII who taught the world to make it up as you go along and pretend that it’s Christian.

A Church where every member is a sinner in need of salvation and mercy: God’s plan.

A “church” that eliminates sin by redefining it: evil.


15 posted on 04/28/2011 6:19:47 AM PDT by Notwithstanding
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General conference is next May.

Last time we had a general conference the police had to be called and some gays were taken away in cuffs. Of course the bishops allowed the demonstrators to come in and of course they stopped all proceedings to allowo them to desecrate the altar and chalice.

So, basically the UMC is a microcsm of our world. The few sick and twisted and (IMO) stanically corrupted bishops control the mass of true believers.


16 posted on 04/28/2011 6:19:47 AM PDT by SpringtoLiberty (Liberty is on the march!)
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RE :”“The overwhelming scientific evidence is that people are born with their sexual orientation, that it is not a choice,” the church contends. “Fully accepting one’s sexual orientation and identity is key to leading a normal and healthy life. “Forcing people to act against their God-given sexual orientation will lead to disordered lives. Allowing people to act in accordance with their God-given sexual orientation leads to reconciliation ...; Believing sexuality to be a “good gift from God” – or as they declared yet another way in God’s infinite diversity – CUMC defines sin as denying who God created them to be.....“Holding people responsible for matters in which they have no control is irrational and immoral,” the church declares. “We believe that both those within and without the Church are hungry for dialogue about homosexuality that reflects compassion and humility rather than intolerance and strife

I thought the above positions on sin and choice were interesting. Do hetrosexual men have a 'choice' when they 'harrass' women on the job by hitting on them for sex? Isnt that our male nature? sexual gratification?? Is it wrong to restrain that too?

I still remember the 1980s when these liberals were blaming Christians, more specifically Reagan, for that ‘gift’ that homosexuals were spreading to each other called HIV, in spite of being warned not to by the Reagan administration.

19 posted on 04/28/2011 6:31:19 AM PDT by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
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Odd.

This is from a church named the Central United Methodist.

What appropriate acronym can be made from that name?

20 posted on 04/28/2011 6:31:54 AM PDT by N. Theknow (The MSM is to 0bama what the Broom-n-Scoop Detail is to a circus parade.)
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The whole idea that just because you are born with some weird prediliction, like trying to stick a screwdriver into your ears, does not justify its action. It just means you should try to curb those urges.


22 posted on 04/28/2011 6:33:22 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long-term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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Unbelievable! The UMC is a joke!


24 posted on 04/28/2011 6:35:54 AM PDT by texson66 ("Mr Obama, tear down this wall of bureaucratic opression of freedom!")
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25 posted on 04/28/2011 6:36:25 AM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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This one church has gone off the rails, according to the UMC website and doctrine.

http://www.umc.org/site/apps/nlnet/content.aspx?c=lwL4KnN1LtH&b=5066287&content_id={1F6BAEA8-E9EE-4867-B892-2F6871C78CB6}&notoc=1


27 posted on 04/28/2011 6:38:16 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (The United States Marine Corps, your greatest friend or your worst enemy. YOU choose.)
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“Fully accepting [and]... Allowing people to act in accordance with their God-given sexual orientation leads to reconciliation.”

It's obvious that most men, by "orientation" (tendency, appetite or drive) would be "naturally" promiscuous: most of them with women, some with other men, and some with children (or at least minors at that juicy adolescent stage.) That's OK? They're good to go? It's all God-given (because "inborn") and it all leads to blessedness?

These United Methodists (I know they don't represent their whole church) ought to be "United" with the Muslims. Shari'a allows men to hook up with women and children via "temporary marriage" (Nikāḥ al-Mut‘ah) which can be as short as half an hour, as long as the dower (payment) and the duration have been agreed-to.

That sounds like it would really bless people whose "God-given orientation" happens to be promiscuity, prostitution, pedophilia or polygamy.

Which would surely be a wonderful accommodation to a MUCH bigger group than just gays.

United Methodists & Muslims: Follow your bliss. God made you that way. Horniness is Holy! Inshallah.

29 posted on 04/28/2011 6:50:09 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ( "To the hard of hearing you shout, and for the almost blind you draw large and startling figures.")
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